how to not kill OH during isolation?

[putthechocolatedown]

Any tips? Constant moaning why isn't the house clean, what time we having dinner ,the kids are hungry,you need to put that bedding in the wash. This is all your fault why were living like this, I don't feel good your gonna have to look after me. BLARDY BLAH

IM NOT FUCKING SUPERWOMAN!! kids are sick I'm fucking trying I've just stripped the beds and gave them a bath. I'm trying not to loose it but I'm very close

How can I do everything at once

What's the situation, are you normally a SAHM while he works? Is he trying to work from home?

Why don’t you want to kill him? He sounds shit and useless.

Do you need an alibi?

I'm self employed so just work when I get bookings but mostly I am a SAHM. I honestly cannot cope with him being at home all day his moaning doesn't end. He wants to wake up every morning to a show home.

I've barely slept DD woke up screaming at 4 then DS at half 5.

@Sexnotgender yes alibi please

Tell him to shut the F up or go do his isolation somewhere else. Seriously. You’re dealing with sick kids and a lockdown. Why isn’t he cleaning? Is he the king of England? Don’t put up with this. Even friends of mine with crap normally husbands are saying they are mucking in. What is he doing to help?

No problem, happy to provide one.

Seriously though tell him to wind his fucking neck in.

He wants a show home? Tell him where the hoover and polish is.

Bet he does sweet F all round the house?

He needs to be doing his share. If he starts again down tools. Cheeky fucking twat that he is.

Give him a list of chores he has to do. You’re not his slave!

Why is he such a wanker? I don't think it's a fixable condition.

I was going to say for non-bellends, set up separate WFH desks and get out for a walk around the block as often as possible.

I've just come up to bed now the kids have fell asleep I can hear hoovering 🤣

I wish we were a team and he just got stuck in but unfortunately not. His mum is a clean freak though and did everything for them and still does when we visit so I guess maybe he thinks all women are like his mum.

He wants to wake up every morning to a show home

Well tell the lazy prick to tidy the fuck up then.

He does know you aren't his servant doesn't he? You sound like you are dutifully playing the role.

Won't that wake them?

“His mum is a clean freak though and did everything for them and still does when we visit so I guess maybe he thinks all women are like his mum.”

His mum did his future partners no favours. Good luck with re-educating him. It’ll be better for you all in the long run, including your DCs’ future partners. Fortunately, if he’s hoovering, it sounds like the situation may be quite easily redeemable!

Mine's just had a strop with me about about potting compost and gone to bed.

Why isn't he doing any of this work he wants done?

It's no good blaming his mum - you're now complicit in this sexist bollocks.

I really don't understand why he is expecting you to do it all, WTf is he doing?

His poorly children have fallen asleep and he’s hoovering?
He sounds really awful.

I usually do most of the cleaning as DP works more hours than me, but since we've been on lockdown he's been doing a load of deep cleaning and getting stuck into loads of jobs around the house. Tell your DP to stop being a twat and start pulling his weight rather than bitching about things not being done.

Sorry but he sounds awful. This isn't normal. Being together is about being a team, not attacking the other and making you feel like shit.

I have a patio! You can put him with mine tomorrow.

You can't do everything at once it's a team effort.
I work 12hr shifts and still clean the house and do chores.

He needs to get his pinny on and man up.