dh is barking. will swap for chocolate.

[jaynehater]

So, we went out for lunch with the girls, and the pub had a small pet's corner next door.

Contents - 2 rabbits, and four pygmy goats.

And now dh wants a pair of pygmy goats. Got breeders phone numbers and everything.

I wash my hands of him.

What will you swap me for him?

Can he perhaps live in the garden with them?

I doubt you'll get many takers on MN for a man and two goats in return for chocolate...

A teething baby?

Is it coated in chocolate?

I'll have him, we've lost one of our garden gnomes and need a replacement curio for the lawn, and the goats will save us mowing .

I have some just baked brioche which is at least 20% butter and sugar to trade.

How about the man who has more fishing rods, hats and pieces of techno crap that he knows what to do with. Oh and a pile of 80 fishing mags he has read once but we can't recycle them as he has to keep them, as well as 500 Shooting Times even though he lost he gun licence 25 years ago (again read once).

1 puking ds
1 going to puke next dd
1 dd who hasn't yet grasped the meaning of sleep
Fair swap

It's fair, I think, to say that whomovedmychocolate is currently streets ahead, what with the brioche and all. And dh is just wonderfully surly and would make a marvellous scarecrow, if not gnome.

And floopowder - dh is a ghillie, and we have more copies of Trout&Salmon lining the attic than even the mice know what to do with

OK jaynehatter, you win, got to admit though we don't have Trout and Salmon just every other fishing mag going.

A very gobby four year old?

Oh, and, I'll throw in a cat which, despite neutering With Prejudice, still manages to sustain a substantial erection every time he feels it neccessary to cleanse himself.

Would your dh have a use for my dh's stuff once he relocates as a garden gnome?

If he can do me a garden path by the end of the weekend I'll pay you, never mind swap!

Escapefrom - I thought I was THE ONLY ONE with a cat that did that! Phew! I thought I had the world's randiest cat! Funnily enough he comes home with a stiffy after killing things too .

JayneHater - I have a small shed to put your DHs stuff in, but after a week, I'll send him out on an errand and freecycle it all to teach him to be nicer to you.

PMSL