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Affair Revenge stories

26 replies

Isreeh · 30/07/2019 20:15

Hi everyone, does anyone have any good revenge stories for cheating husbands and the OW? I want to know how people go to get sweet revenge! X

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WeakAsIAm · 30/07/2019 20:28

quicker than trawling mumsnet for your shitty newspaper

GrinGrinGrin

Parent999 · 30/07/2019 20:28

Just move on, be happy and don’t look back. It’s all the revenge I needed on my cheating wife.

BogglesGoggles · 30/07/2019 20:31

I murdered the bastard and fed him to the OW in a stew. Revenge is a dish best served hot Wink

NewMe2019 · 30/07/2019 20:36

Why OP? Hardly going to do you any good is it.

Lifecraft · 30/07/2019 20:44

Husband had an affair.....I let the OW keep him. Best revenge ever.

NotSuchASmugMarriedNow1 · 30/07/2019 20:46

I also got revenge by using murder. He's under the patio now :)

bebeboeuf · 30/07/2019 20:47

By moving on.

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Isreeh · 30/07/2019 20:47

I know the best thing is to move on but I guess I wanted to feel better with some good stories. Not that I’m going to do anything but I wish I did have guts because of all the pain and damage caused.

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bebeboeuf · 30/07/2019 20:48

You could sign his mobile number up to annoying PPI or accident claim companies?

Ozziewozzie · 30/07/2019 20:53

The trouble with revenge is that it can make you look like a raving loon and it can actually have the opposite effect.
Everyone could say ‘it’s no wonder he cheated on her, she’s nuts’

The best revenge, although the hardest is to actually hold your head up high and quietly crack in with your life. Show him what’s he’s missed out on. Bury the bitterness as fast as you can and try really hard not to let it consume your every thought for a long time.
You’ve lost a twat. Don’t lose yourself too.

NewMe2019 · 30/07/2019 20:56

You won't hear good stories because people who take revenge are unhinged loons and people would fast lose any sympathy they may have had before.

OurChristmasMiracle · 30/07/2019 21:10

By leaving him and bettering my own life. I now have a career, wonderful support network, have lost 3 stone, and an amazing partner who makes me very happy

roothyb · 30/07/2019 21:35

@CruellaFeinberg hahahahaha yes!

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Isreeh · 30/07/2019 22:42

I guess my revenge will be to move on with my life and be happy. Life is so unfair when the person you love treats you like shit! Angry

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Nottheduchess · 30/07/2019 22:47

I had a hitman to sort him out. Best £5000 I’ve ever spent.

GimmieTheCoffeeAndNooneDies · 30/07/2019 22:51

The best revenge is living well. And what can I say, except both of them aren't living.

Tiddlybups · 30/07/2019 23:04

cruella Grin

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Isreeh · 30/07/2019 23:35

My issue is he’s saying the affair is over but she’s still around like bad gone off prawns. Long story but at times I go crazy thinking about what he’s done to our marriage.

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Tiddlybups · 30/07/2019 23:37

Have you seen Hostel or Saw? Might give you some tips

millespadpuddy · 30/07/2019 23:46

I know of someone who invited her ex husband in for some dessert.He always loved pavlova.....She put laxatives in it & told him they were pistachio nuts!😂😂

Glosstwit · 31/07/2019 00:06

If he says it's over but you have doubts...ask her?

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Isreeh · 31/07/2019 11:27

@glosstwit I recently got her contact number so I am tempted to call her but she’s a bit box and slight bunny boiler!

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Picklypickles · 31/07/2019 13:20

Revenge never feels as good as you think it will. My ex had me arrested for supposedly stalking him, fortunately that little trick backfired on him when I explained any text messages I had sent him were in response to messages he had sent me, which I was then able to confirm to the police when I turned on my phone to a flurry of messages from ex asking if I was having fun at the police station and did I want to meet him for sex later on! I did do a few silly and petty things to try and exact some kind if of revenge, I wanted him to hurt the way he had hurt me. That was never going to happen, he didn't care about me and didn't seem to have any feelings to hurt. Best thing I did was just let it go and move on.

greenwaterbottle · 31/07/2019 14:57

Your revenge could be:throwing him out for cheating on you?

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