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Should I kick him out (lighthearted)

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BobTheFishermansWife · 04/07/2019 21:04

Dp just got home from the gym.
I've had a cold bath because I'm very hot, sticky, feel generally icky and am also 38 weeks today.
I'm wearing pj's, a shorts and vest top combo, obviously they are too small (top more so than shorts) due to my growing bump and my belly is hanging out slightly.

I'm cooking his dinner and walked into the kitchen, didn't say hello, in fact the first thing he said to me was "that's a sexy look"

Do I kick him out or keep him around because he is quite useful really?

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BobTheFishermansWife · 04/07/2019 21:05

He walked into the kitchen sorry, I am in here cooking his dinner.

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Florencenotflo · 04/07/2019 21:15

Does his usefulness outweigh that comment though? 😂 He better be fanning you as we speak, feeding you grapes!

If it's any consolation, I was sat on my birthing ball last night, DH informed me that you can barely see my minge now because my bump is in the way. His words not mine 😂 fucker...

BobTheFishermansWife · 04/07/2019 21:28

@Florencenotflo I think it does, he went got me an ice pole after I took up residence on the sofa and is painting my toenails for me atm, and he hates feet.

Ohhh that's mean! But I had to laugh out loud (sorry) Do you have long left?

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Florencenotflo · 04/07/2019 21:44

He's redeemed himself then!

I'm only 32 weeks 😩 although I do feel like there is an army in there, I'm pretty huge.

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