I've namechanged for this, obvs 
Please talk to me about HPV as I'm rather confused! I went for a smear in Jan, all clear. Have only had 1 sexual partner this year. Now I've got genital warts. I think. Either that or cancer of the vulva (fuck you Dr Google). But he told me he had a check up a few months ago and had a clean bill of health. Obviously this could be a complete fib, I don't know. I'm only in a casual relationship so not that fussed if he's sleeping with someone else and we used condoms. But I know it can be passed on from skin to skin contact so could be from him.
My labia majora are quite distended and they have a kind of cauliflower texture. Sounds like classic genital warts. But I've read that it can lie dormant for years and I've had flu all week so could it have been that I had it anyway? And the illness has brought it out?
I'm going to the sexual health drop in next week but in the meantime please talk me down from worrying about it.