Strange encounter with a frog

[ThisIsWhatItSoundsLike]

Just met with a first date to find out he is a bloody frog; actually a gropy toad to be precise.
Thankfully a daytime meet in a small coffee shop in a lovely village.
All sounds benign you'd think, no no no mr gropy toad thinks nothing of grabbing me, stroking me, stroking my hair.

WTAF we met 10 mins ago, even if you gave me major fanny gallops as I walked in

I would be totally put off too. Who behaves that way on a first date?

Sleazy as hell.

Eeeeeeeeeeee! 🤢

Maybe he needs a kick to turn him into a prince

Ugh. I hope you told him to keep his hands to himself and then walked out.

I did not stay long, just short of an hour between arriving and getting back to my car
He did not take the hint with me sat there arms folded across my chest and moving away each time he touched me
Read my body language knob head, think there was a little old lady ready to intervene for me, she gave me a pitying look as I left