I thought you might like to have a giggle at a poem I've just written. It's certainly not about all men. I know a lot of lovely men who would never behave this way. Nor is it aimed at anyone in particular. But I do think there are a lot of women out there who can relate to this one!
The Penis Poem
I know it means a lot to you
I agree it’s rather fun
But until you master control of it
Then I’m afraid we’re done
It is very off-putting
When it’s on permanent display
If you wave it in front of me
Then I’ll just wave it away
The simple word “No” means “No”
And not “Please try again”
If that is hard to understand
I have a dictionary to lend
I really don’t want to meet it
When you have a girlfriend, partner or wife
Seems it already has a home
It has no place in my life
Please don’t let it phone me
When your girl has dumped your balls
It’s 1am. I’m asleep
This is NOT the time to call
Look, I know this is hard for you
Please let that pun slip by
I don’t want it too confident
Nor do I want it shy
What you really need to do
Is to show a bit of respect
Talk to me, be interested in me
That is the least that I expect
I’m not saying no,
So please don’t take it that way
I’m just saying get to know me first
And then we might just play