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What the absolute fuckity fuck???

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Yankeescot · 21/08/2018 01:01

This may belong on the dating thread but wanted to start a new one for any new middle age folk finding themselves in the dating ;pool in middle age.

Sooooo, a fella I met about 2 years ago via a mutual friend left me a voice mail a few hours ago. I've never given him my phone number, he's about 8-10 years older than me, he was seeing a girl in the group and I see him regularly at one of the gyms I work at. I will input here that I am 52, a Personal Trainer and look much much younger than I am. I'm Scottish so quite chatty and giggly and very friendly to all. Unless they're an arsehole. He was a bit of a twunt to that girl he was seeing when I first met him when he ended it.

Anyway, he must have gone to lengths to get my digits, phoned and told me right away that it may be the weirdest call I've ever had. Ok, what ya got then, Dave? He proceeded to tell me he's been off and on seeing a woman for 3 years, it's all up and down, doesn't know where they're at,, blah blah blah, but gets the feeling that I really fancy him (I don't. I'd maybe go out with him if he asked. Maybe) because I'm so friendly to him at the gym. I'm an absolute shite flirt so defo not my flirting skills! He doesn't know where him and this woman stand but would like to chat over dating stories over some wine. But he just doesn't know if he could give me what I want. Which he's never asked of course! (Because we have just friendly chit chat at the gym.

WTAF??? I've no idea how he got my number. It was all so friggin weird and ego driven. And I had a good laugh over it.

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butterfly56 · 21/08/2018 01:14

He's definitely full of himself and got the brass neck CF about him!

He's got Monkey Syndrome...he has to grab hold of another branch before he let's go of the last one!

He's so deluded he even thinks he's a real catch as well lol Grin

Mrsfloss · 21/08/2018 01:19

Sound a absolute twunt, I wouldn’t entertain him at all.

I’m Scottish and a right miserable get and not chatty!!!

Yankeescot · 21/08/2018 01:23

Lol, exactly Butterfly!! He thinks it's so attractive he's got a woman and wants to get another sideline backup just in case. Yeah, won't be me! Boak.

I had to toss into the conversation "yes, you poor guys are the only ones that have ever been through a divorce and have been oh so hurt by a prior relationship' ha ha. Where's my rolly eye emoticon???

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Yankeescot · 21/08/2018 01:26

Oh! I should mention that currently living in the US in a small uber religious town so I'm quite the novelty with this accent. And being an Athiest that despises Trump. Which doesn't go over well here....The accent and cheeky banter throw the locals for a loop!

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TheFrendo · 21/08/2018 01:33

A Scottish Atheist in Trumpton - write the book.

MistressDeeCee · 21/08/2018 01:46

There's a lot he "doesn't know", isn't there? I'd have been rolling eyes 2 minutes into his convoluted story about being with a woman "on & off" (which one is it mate?!). 60+ & still thinks he's some kind of Lothario 😂

KeepServingTheDrinks · 21/08/2018 01:57

I work in schools, but I don't teach - my role is to work with and support parents. To be fair, most of them hate me (I'm very interfering and intrusive), but there are a reasonable percentage who think they and I are friends.

I always think (when they describe me as a "friend") .

Smile and move on. Smile and move on!

tccat · 21/08/2018 09:05

He's telling you he just wants a shag with the doesn't know if he can give you what you want comment

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