My dh bought this home as he thought I would appreciate it - little does he know I plan to use it from now on!
APPLICATION TO GO OUT AND RETURN LATE
Name of boyfriend/fiance/husband:
I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period:
Date: Time of departure: Time of return:
Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below. Nor shall I speak to another female other than those listed without gaining verbal permission one hour beforehand. I will not turn my mobile off after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allocated volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi or ordering a pizza. I understand that even if permission is granted, my girlfriend/fiance/wife retains the right to be p*ssed off with me for the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.
Locations likely to be visited:
Females likely to be encountered:__
I am the low life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and agree it's not me. I promise to abide by your rules and regulations. I understand this is going to cost me a fortune in flowers and chocolates. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to sleep overnight on a park bench beside a tramp should I not return home by the time approved below. On my way home I shall not pick a fight with a person who only exists in my inebriated mind, nor shall I cinduct indepth discussions with the said entity. I understand that the wardrobe, cupboard, pantry, washing basket, fridge and dsihwasher are out of bounds with regards to urinating.
I declare that the above information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge (of which I have little compared to my better half).
Signed (Boyfriend/fiance/husband):_
..................................................
Request is APPROVED / NOT APPROVED
This decision is not open to negotiation other than on my terms and only applies to the date and times stated below.
Date: Time of departure:Time of return:__
Amount of alcohol allowed:
Strength of beer permitted:__
Signed (Girlfriend/fiance/wife):
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Should husbands have to fill out an application to go out?
mollipops · 22/07/2002 03:50
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