Hand hold until I can talk to DH?

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Was trying to be helpful and look for DH's iPad. Found some condoms which we never use. They expire in May 2020 so I'm guessing bought fairly recently. Also found a new size 12 suspender belt and some L/XL stockings in the same bag, again, not my size.

I think I've suspected something for a while. Obviously I may be totally wrong, but the way the condoms are ripped, one set of four and one two makes it look like a couple have been used.

I've left it all on DS's changing mat. I'm not sure what to do with it.

Not sure why I'm posting. I just need a hand hold I guess.

Yes name tags stitched into everything. I don't know how I didn't see it at first. I don't think I'm ever going to live this down...

😂😂😂 oh bless you!!!!! So glad it was your brothers though! Hilarious though xx

Thank God, it's funny now but you must have been shitting bricks! Thanks for cheering me up OP

Has your DB sewn his own name tags in to the garments??
Why?

If all is a mistake, then why 'I think I've suspected something for a while. ' ..... ?

Thank god this is a good outcome for once. I would definitely say he cross dresses

...or just too much MN 🤗

Why would your brother sew his name into a suspender and stockings? Why would anyone?

And how the hell do you sew name labels into stockings without laddering them ?

Has he suffered from people nicking his stockings and suspenders previously?

Fonto DH has just been a bit off lately. Could be absolutely anything, I guess my mind just saw this and jumped to that conclusion.

Why would he label his own stuff?

So your brother is a cross dresser who stores his stuff at your house?

Even for the benefit of mumsnet, I am NOT going to ask DB anymore questions 😂 I'm going to assume it's because he puts all his washing in the communal washer/dryers ... but I can't say I'd ever want to steal anyone's stockings!

Please explain the name tags?

What, so people doing their washing in a communal place can return his suspenders and tights if they find them?

Hang on... so he is a cross dresser, and one who likes to label his stockings at that? (Who sews name tags into stockings?!)

And the partially used condoms?

You have to ask your brother why he has name tags sewn into underwear. That’s too bizarre. Sex clubs?!

I am also lost at this story !

I will stop handholding now!
Glad it turned out well!

Well that turned out wonderfully better than expected!

Why has he sewn in name tags ? That's weird ! And is your brother using them himself ?

Sorry but I don't but the communal washing theory ! And why did he ask you to store them ? Is he married with kids ? Sounds like he is up to something dodgy if your having to store his suspenders

I want to ask him but I'm honestly not sure I'd be able to listen to the answer with a straight face!

He's in the army, so I could only think of reasons to NOT label his erm ... more eclectic underwear choices.

I think the less I know about DB's sex life the better.

DB is single, in his early twenties, and to be honest apart from friends maybe ripping the shit out of him he's got no reason to hide it or be ashamed. But I guess that's his prerogative, if he wants to talk about any of it with me I guess he will in his own time.

I'm not sure he realised any of it was in there to be honest, it was tucked in with uniform and tons of socks,

Oh it gets better... in the army...

If it was 'tucked in with uniform and tons of socks', why on earth did you think it was your husband's?