My husband has recently become obsessed with healthy eating but just because he wants to be fit and healthy he is insisting that the rest of us are too. Anyway he watched this program which said you can tell how healthy a person is by the smell of their poo and whether it floats or not so he insisted that nobody flush the toilet until he had inspected it. DS and DD agreed but I thought it was stupid and embarrasing so I refused to take part.
He's been monitoring the kids poo's for the past few days and is getting irritated that I won't let him do mine. He likes to be in the bathroom asap so he can check the smell before it goes. This usually involves him standing around the bathroom door and then bursting in as soon as he hears the chain being pulled. This morning I opened the door after using the toilet and DH barged in knocking me flying and checked the smell...yesterday when he came flying in he almost broke my arm.
We have friends coming over at weekend and he has already said he would like to monitor their health. I'm dreading this and am worried about what they will think.