Ways to get revenge!

[NeverShine4me]

My husband really annoyed me tonight (he keeps moaning he is tired but reads his book too late so I can't turn off the light and sleep) and also resting his feet on the new stair carpet instead of on the hard floor, so I decided to take revenge.

I carefully cut 3 pages out of his book! How frustrating! Have you got any sneaky ways to get revenge. I also use the iPad to control sky when he is watching it and change the channel. He has know idea it is me!

How do people like you get married?

I can't even get a text back FFS

OP - my 3 year old is more mature than you.

You are abusive and i pity your husband. What is wrong with you? You sound like a sadist. Grow up for gods sake.

Sounds like you have more issues than what you are describing. I think you need to work out why, you are really resenting and angry with him.

Seriously defacing his book - crime fiction or classic - is a fucking shitty immature pathetic thing to do!

I hope the poor bastard has an extensive collection of crime fiction books which he'll read into the small hours every night with the house lit up like Blackpool illuminations - no sleep will be your penance for being such a fuckwit unless he sees sense & leaves you

My god what a nasty person you are. You are blatantly looking for reasons to be abusive.
Does he have any idea of what you really are? A passive aggressive immature bully.
Feel sorry for him. Christ.

I'm genuinely afraid for your husband.