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A totally fictitious problem. Honest.

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idiot1234567890 · 13/12/2017 23:56

Imagine, if you will, you are in a relationship of 10 years. You have 3 amazing children with this man. You were engaged to him, but thanks to a rocky patch last year, aren't now.

Now imagine that in August you discovered he had been cheating on you (ea and pa) for almost 2 years. One fifth of your fucking relationship. kinda explains the rocky patch tho, huh

Now imagine you opted to stay for many painful and boring reasons that feel too pathetic to list. Then listen to your DCs asking 'what are we giving daddy for Christmas?' On fucking loop!

A chastity belt? A fucking but cracker?! I don't bloody know!

So I ask, no beg.... those who didn't immediately opt out, what do you buy the cunt when you're still too angry to function yet have young kids so kinda have to get something.

I'm running out of time and stress is the last thing I need.

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ChiaraRimini · 14/12/2017 18:33

I had quite a lot of fun choosing a present for my STBXH. I got him a Jeremy Corbyn annual, as he hates the man. Sorry if this doesn't help, OP

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