His tongue was like a limp lettuce

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I’m really confused.

Went on a date last night. Great guy, intelligent, funny, kind, sexy - or so I thought.

He kissed me. And literally just pushed his tongue in my mouth and let it lie there. Limp, like a dead slug

I didn’t know what to do with it! Tried to pick up some action, so to speak, but it was difficult when all I had to work with was a slug without a pulse. But he seemed to enjoy it

Has anyone else had this? Can it get better? How do you teach someone in their forties to kiss????

That has just turned my stomach.

Argh! I’m even more confused now! He’s so lovely. I’ll see how things go and hopefully it was just nerves.

Ugh I kissed a guy one who swirled it like a washing machine it was odd and uncomfortable and he kept knocking my teeth, there was also far to much saliva, makes me shudder thinking of it.

Op I suppose it depends whether y0u want to have yo teach someone how to kiss and probably have sex, can't say if I was single now I couldn't be bothered with tutorial

Ugh - limp dead slug tongue - such a revolting mental image.

DH is a bit washing-machiney as a kisser - we haven't snogged or had sex for years so it's no longer a problem.

Oddest kisser I went out with hardly opened his mouth at all & just poked his tongue out a bit between my lips, while making mmm mmm noises. Not at all sexy