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DH disappears in the middle of the night and lies about whereabouts...

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SENDCo · 06/09/2017 23:03

So my friend told me that she woke up in the middle of the night and her husband was not in bed. She got up and walked around the house looking for him and couldn't find him. When she called him a few times he picked up and said he had had an emergency at his office and had to go in. When she asked to see the email/call which described the emergency he could produce it. She accused him of lying and he told her a couple of days later, after much persuasion that he had lied. He told her it wasn't because he was cheating on her, he just wanted to go for a drive. Anyone else think I should advise her to stay well clear of this man? Either he is cheating on her or he has some serious issues...

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TheNaze73 · 07/09/2017 14:26

I also think dogging. Maybe not the full shebang but, maybe a seaguller?

Sex is a lot of men's stress relief, so would fit what you have said.

relightourfire · 07/09/2017 14:32

Just had to google seaguller ..... still not sure I've got the meaning.
But I believe dogging is more likely to take place at night when less people are using laybys and woods etc.

CockacidalManiac · 07/09/2017 15:05

CredulousThickos

Grin
Flyingflipflop · 07/09/2017 15:15

Perhaps your 'friend' farts excessively in the night. Or snores. Or has erotic dreams where she repeatedly calls out 'Jasper shove your Carrott up me'.

But ultimately we don't know the your husband, sorry friends husband, your friend or the situation so how does asking random people help?

TheNaze73 · 07/09/2017 15:44

Seagullers are the people that watch doggers. They don't touch the people having 'relations' but crack one off over people's windscreen.
Hope that makes sense relight?

relightourfire · 07/09/2017 16:02

Everyday's a school day .....Smile

lynmilne65 · 08/09/2017 10:23

Themaze

Ewwwww!

lynmilne65 · 08/09/2017 10:23

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