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Original poster

i had sex with my husband's twin, their dad and their dog, too, and kept my shreddies on

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expatinscotland · 14/02/2007 14:05

not really.

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charliecat · 14/02/2007 14:06

Oh yeah....me too...

ComeOVeneer · 14/02/2007 14:06

{dim emoticon], what are shreddies?

Anniegetyourgun · 14/02/2007 14:07

You lied about the shreddies, didn't you!

sunnywong · 14/02/2007 14:07

and I frottaged against the sideboard and all

bundle · 14/02/2007 14:07

i love the word shreddies

liquidclocks · 14/02/2007 14:07

Oh expat, for a moment there I actually believed you....

mellowma · 14/02/2007 14:08

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expatinscotland · 14/02/2007 14:08

it was a thong, so easy to keep on.

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LieselVentouse · 14/02/2007 14:31

Since its Expat then it is highly believable.

LieselVentouse · 14/02/2007 14:32

Do you wear shreddies?

Aloha · 14/02/2007 14:33

I believe it is very sophisticated. I'm going to do at my wedding.

LieselVentouse · 14/02/2007 14:35

What, show your mimsie to your guests?

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expatinscotland · 14/02/2007 14:36

Make sure you have a Hollywood before doing that, Aloha. You know, it's more tasteful.

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flutterbee · 14/02/2007 14:36

On a bus wasn't it expat

Aloha · 14/02/2007 14:37

And sophisticated, Expat. Verrry sophisticated indeedy.

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expatinscotland · 14/02/2007 14:38

Oh, yes, flutter. I left out that part. That's where I met the dog, in fact, on the bus whilst on the way home from having a Hollywood. I'd just finished my shift at the massage parlour.

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wotzsaname · 14/02/2007 14:38

is little kitty here yet? or is she thinking up another wild post, dont set her off expat!

i had sex with my husband's twin, their dad and their dog, too, and kept my shreddies on

and the hamsters watched !!!

RubyRioja · 14/02/2007 14:40

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Original poster
expatinscotland · 14/02/2007 14:40

Up here, we have ferrets, not those poxy hamsters!

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yorkshirelass79 · 14/02/2007 14:41

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expatinscotland · 14/02/2007 14:43

My work in the massage parlour offers very flexible hours and good pay, yorkie.

I even have time to fit in pole dancing lessons.

Because I'm even younger than both WelshBoris AND itsmeNDP, but not Fio who is only 12, I have a lot of energy, as you can see .

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yorkshirelass79 · 14/02/2007 14:47

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expatinscotland · 14/02/2007 14:48

You're just jealous, yorkie.

You're probably 40, too .

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grandads · 14/02/2007 18:41

I am only 12 thats true but i did fall over once and accidentally give my grandad a blow job

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