Worst Online Dating First Message.

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I win!

"Can we do a car meet tnyt il sort u out some money"

What's the worst first message you've had from somebody?

My very first message on a dating site: "are you good at sucking balls?"

Interesting opener. I had a paranoid look through my profile to see where I may have suggested this skillset: nope. Just a charmer 🙄

Wow I can't believe some of these replies....

I literally just this minute received:

"Your neck is giving me bad thoughts you know"

This isn't even the worst actually. And I've only been OLD for 3 days!

I'm married but looking for sex ..are you up for it?

Needless to say I did reply telling him what a knobhead he was and blocked him

A lot of soliciting messages.... people would pay for all manner of things. A notable one was a man who wanted an arrangement where I humiliated him, hurt him, and made him wear womens clothes etc ... and he wanted to buy me dresses... weirdly wasn't the worst as, apart from wanting to "reward" me, he seemed dead on and nice compared to the others!

This was on pof

Never had any angry bye filipe type messages :( Just persistent types.

Was it because I'm a bleach blonde or sth? The sheer amount of men who want to pay for sex in my area was depressing. :(

Quarter, stealth neck boast?

I had one where he said I looked like I was into sploshing and said it was good fun and something he really enjoyed. The rest of the message was actually quite nice, telling me about his life, things he enjoyed and asking me about myself.

Anyway I was curious and googled sploshing... turns out it is food fighting for sexual kicks! Nope, not my thing at all.

I wished him well and suggested he try actual kink based sites.

Hmm

Hi babe. Do you like your cocks thick or long? Needless to say I never replied to this smooth talker.

PotOfYoghurt

"You're fucking ugly, remove me from your favourites immediately"

Just got these doozies:

1. " Morning...I lost all faith till u popped up...then so did I ha x"

1. "Why do you hide your eyebrows under your fringe?"

1. "Hello" ..... and when I didn't reply within 4 minutes "up your own arse slapper"

'I wanna snort a line of coke off your arse'.

To cut a long story short, the guy is now one of my best friends!

I hate the obvious cut & paste ones. I was on Tinder and had pictures but no other information about me. I got a message
"I really loved reading your profile, it made me smile" I replied asking exactly which bit had he ready that made him smile...no response, haha

'Do you give blowjobs' ... that was my fave

"I want to taste you".

"Your profile says you are a size 12, I can't tell from your photos so can I have a full length? If you are closer to a 14 I can't consider you. Thanks. "

Quarter OMG I have had the exact same message! He went on to clarify that he meant "naughty thoughts" in a second message.

I replied to neither.

Years ago, someone asked me if I let my dogs mount me because he loved the idea of dogs mounting a woman.

(When I said I was a dog-lover, I didn't mean that kind of lover!

My friend got one-

'I've just bought a cutlery set and I'm missing a little spoon...?'

'We are a friendly fun loving couple looking for a big boobed blonde to join us. Interested?'

Not the worst I received by a long shot. But just received a couple of seconds ago:

"Hi! Let's meet up somewhere! I want to have sex with you."

Mm. So tempting. I wonder how often that works.

Got this one last week...

"Tits"

Not a lot you can say to that really?

Except, "Arse" 😱

"Hi hey so do u like it rough?"