Orgasm, interrupted

[YankNCock]

Really, DS2? Really?!? You had to bring an open 3kg bag of oats upstairs, into our bedroom, and demand porridge? Right NOW?!

i know that...was continuing joke as i am bored at work and this is amusing me

DS2 is 3.5. DS1 is 6.5. Most weekend mornings, they go downstairs, help themselves to cereal, and flip on Netflix. There's no lock on our door, it's a cheap shitty hollow one, and attempts at putting a lock on it have resulted in the boys barging in anyway, ripping the fixings out.

I'd already been up with DS2 because he'd pissed absolutely everywhere except actually IN the toilet and declared it 'my willy's fault'.

At least this particular interruption wasn't as bad as last weekend where DS2 came upstairs freaking out because one of his plastic knight's flags had broken, and it needed to be glued together 'RIGHT NOW!'

I can confirm I've never had sex with anyone called 'Shane'. I'm not sure I've every actually met anyone called Shane...

MrsOlaf78 Errrr, if you click on my 'interesting username', you'll see I joined nearly 8 years ago.

Yes, I know it was a typo, too.

I have a distant relative called Shane. Haven't seen him in years, if you see him - tell him he still owes me a tenner.

See, that's the sort of thing that puts me off getting involved with these Shane-types. Fiscally irresponsible.

going so far off topic that you can hardly see me on the horizon, hollow doors have a lock block inside the edge in one place, Typically 80mm wide and 880mm from the top of the door. If you climb up you will see "lock" printed on the top of the door to show which side it is.

You can put a mortice lock or latch here, or screw a bolt to it. Ask Shane to do it.

www.premdor.co.uk/faq

Forget a lock. Door wedge. Done.

PigletJohn, I raced up the stairs to check if our door had these markings, but sadly no. There doesn't seem to be a lock box anywhere, I've just spent 10 minutes tapping all over it.

Our house is a stupid 80s design by a Canadian company, and the doors are a non-standard size that no-one seems to have. The only door that locks is on the separate toilet, and even that pops open if you wiggle the handle.

We did have a small guitar amplifier that, up till we sold it on ebay last week, served as a door wedge. It stopped them getting in just long enough to hide under the duvet. No normal door wedge would keep them out, they're too strong*

*stealth boast: I'm raising strapping young men who voluntarily eat porridge.

Goldicocks!

Ha ha, just having s browse around seeing what's happened since I commented. Are you sure you don't know anyone called Shane, I'm sure Shane said he was off to shag the Mrs!

OP...more stealth boasting...they interupted you last weekend too ????

you mean you actually have sex more than once a year ???

good god woman .....thats not normal ...surely....get help for your addiction !

I have a teen who is straight through if we as much move in bed! Sex is very limited these days!