Sorry for the name change, DP knows I use the site.
I have been with my partner for around 1 and a half years, I previously liked living on my own, doing my own thing, not having to get wound up by other people's habits...I am a very private person and prefer my own company and need my own space.
So anyway we don't actually live together but he comes and stays with us on weekends and he annoys the hell out of me from the minute he arrives until he leaves. I don't know if I'm just being too fussy, was hoping for some opinions.
Firstly he's constantly farting, I know its natural etc and we all do it but it stinks when he does it and he does it often due to his poor diet probably. It's worse when he does it in the bedroom, it annoys the hell out of me and when he does it in bed I honestly feel like asking him to leave, its so disgusting and I know it probably sounds daft but I resent him making my house smell, one morning I went out early leaving him in bed, when I came back in the house litrally smelt like a sewer, he'd been farting non-stop in the bedroom, come down to use the toilet and made it smell in the bathroom to an almost toxic level and then buggered off back to bed, honestly if anyone had come to visit me I would not have been able to let them in. .
Apart from the farting he's always burping, I know all this is 'bloke's stuff' but he is so annoying with it, for instance we'll go to kiss and he'll burp in my face (not to be funny, just because he doesn't think!) and then expect me to kiss him, the last time he did this I was almost sick. He does it whilst I'm eating too which pisses me off. He doesn't brush his teeth on a night so in a morning he stinks of morning breath but always tries to kiss me etc making me feel sick and recently he's started "pleasuring himself" in my bed and ... sorry to be blunt...getting it on me or my night clothes.
Admittidly I am a bit of a clean freak but surely this can't be normal behaviour? even for a bloke?