I'm a bloke - can I post here?

[theroxbury]

I don't really have any burning issues or anything but just thought if I am allowed to post to give a mans view on things or if anyone wants a man's opinion an anything.

I'm a nice chap, nothing fancy, aged 33. I don't know how I even came across here but the only thin I want to say is that I like older/mature/ ladies!

Cheers!

[circleskirt]

A man with no washing machine who owns white towels, that's a novelty.

[theroxbury]

I'll look into it! Isn't a DS3 a car made by Citroen? I think the answer to that is no haha

[theroxbury]

I have a washing machine! I just didn't know how it got there :D

[Sleepsoftly]

You have been here before. You keep coming back, just NC.

[Lweji]

DS3 IS a car by Citroen! Well done.

This is why we need men around here.

Not bad, it looks like it could kick arse on the corners, but only 3 doors. I need 5.

[WhatALoadOfOldBollocks]

"Brian?!??! Is that you?????"
I hope so, my yoni's been pining for him!

"I can do a towel elephant! How's that?"
Fantastic! That's the foreplay over with

"A man with no washing machine who owns white towels, that's a novelty."
He must live in a hotel! Oh, just read he in fact does own a washing machine. Hmm, the plot thickens.

[DrMorbius]

I think we have established that OP lives at home with his parent(s).