Ffs!!!!!!!!

[Jerseyknit]

Why can't I attract a man!!! I've been single forever. I'm a fecking good catch. I don't feckin get it. Now I'm too Feckin old and I'll be left on the shelf. Aaaaaaaaaathghhhhh. Somebody tell me why. .

Perhaps drop the fiesty and let the dates decide for themselves? Fiesty might equate to them as "hard work"

Oh sorry! Totally misread

Ffs, I'm having a bit of fun on here. I now remember why I rarely post on Mumsnet.

well if you're planning to get involved in online dating perhaps you should practice posting on here a bit more - and listen to the feedback! It's probably gentler than what you'll get from dating sites...
(and ditch all the crazeeeee exclamation marks!!!!!!!)

I'm sure you're lovely but are coming a bit 'chip on your shoulder' rather than 'feisty' tbh