Do you role play?

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With your dh/dp?
Ever dress up?
Pretend to be other people?

My exact thought Twinklestein. How does one go about this? For example if I said to my DH, shall I dress up as a policewoman and you pretend to be a burglar and I will pretend to arrest you and we end up shagging, he would piss himself at the thought. Do you put on different accents? say things like 'Who has been a naughty boy then'. I wouldn't be turned on by something like that - I'd be too busy laughing. Can you imagine. 2 years A Level Drama, for this!!!

For some reason I read 'harder master' as 'harbour master'. Was picturing some kind of bizarre Captain Birdseye get up...

yeah its one of my fave things. Never get OTT into it, but setting the scene and pretending is great fun

Back in the 60's a magazine that we used to read suggested DH hum when doing oral.He has no imagination when it comes to music and proceeded to hum the theme from The Sooty Show on my clitoris.God knows how I managed to not piss myself (and him).Over 40 years later we still consider it 'our song'.Not role play as such but makes us laugh

The Sooty show! Genuine lulz.

At least he didn't dress up as Squeak.

Squeak?? Surely Sweep!

I have done role play with a couple of partners but to be hnest we usually end up laughing!

maras that has really made me smile

Squeak lol I meant Sweep!

PMSL at mini cabdriver

Interesting though, what do the menz dress as? Builder? Long distance lorry driver? Animal onesie? Grenadier Guard?

I cannot think of one uniform. I'd find your average joe smokin' in!

Harbour master

PMSL at all this. Esp the pretending not to be tired.

I honestly thing both of us would burst out laughing if we tried anything of the sort, too laid back to keep to a role, it just seems so...cheesy, but other people love it! so each to their own. :)

A friend of mine was once confronted by a partner dressed only in his B&Q work apron. He thought it would sexy, she thought otherwise!

Why is anything sexual on this forum seen as a joke?

To answer the question.. I've tried different wigs sometimes to pretend to be someone different, and that person is either angelic or naughty and has a different name to mine. I get turned on thinking of my partner having sex with someone else.. Just the fantasy though Most of the time it's just me and him but it's fun to spice it up sometimes. Different strokes though isn't it.. I find dildos, vibrators and other toys a turn off.

I've given role play a go on occasion. But I have never really been able to get over the innate ridiculousness of the whole endeavour. I can't take it seriously.

Yes, the ridiculousness does spoil it. It seems like the sort of thing jaded couples do when they're trying to spice things up. Just waaay too contrived!

I dressed up once for a boyfriend. Was really, really embarrassing, and a PITA trying to find the costume as I was skint. Looking back he wanted me to dress up as a sexy schoolgirl which should have been a bit of a red flag. Especially as i was 18 which was clearly a bit mature for him I could have worn my actual school uniform, designed in 1951 to ensure no thoughts of sexual congress could enter its orbit, but oddly enough he was less interested in that.

Still seems like the sort of thing that people who aren't interested in actual sex would do. But what would I know, I think I have quite a low libido.

It's Eurotrash meets Victoria Wood - I can just see Yvonne and Brian spicing things up...

Ahoy there Harbour Master, it's Captain Pugwash permission to walk the plank...

oooh yes, i often dress at catwoman and DP dresses as batman - it all went wrong when he launched himself off the wardrobe and missed the bed.

Oh and then there was the time when he dressed as Boris Johnson to my Edwina Curry, what a night that was....

MrsTedCrilly, if you can't laugh at sex, especially other peoples exploits then its a pretty sad day. Sex is hysterical

I am a little puzzled why the DH had to run up the stairs to rip off the blouses

I can't be arsed.

Oh I would like to do that. Go back to the place we met then go home for a shag pretending we have just met.

But I think having to let the dogs out for a pee and the kids coming down would probably spoil the whole thing.