your rudest interruption? lighthearted.

[backtowork2015]

so it's Saturday night 7pm, kids have just gone to bed so what do you generally do to pass the time? We were interrupted tonight on the homeward run because my 3 yr old dd had a sharp toe nail that she wanted to be filed! Luckily the stair gate we have on her door was shut so she didn't actually get out of her room to walk in on us. I was obviously sympathetic, a toe nail which keeps snagging the duvet is enough reason to interupt anyones weekly fun has anyone had a more ridiculous reason to stop play? btw, play resumed and went to full time

DH's brother once walked in on us. We were teenagers at the time. It was awful.

but was he after a pedicure?

Hah, well, no. You definitely win on that count

Smoke alarm went off as dinner was burning...

Dd1 (15 at the time) shouted 'SHURUUUUP!!

I must have got carried away

ds asking you to keep the noise down? ooh no! That's mortifying!

My 6 year old daughter walked in on us in flagrante last week. We weren't even under the bed covers! Fortunately she was oblivious to the situation and walked straight out again without noticing.

Yes it was. She never mentioned it though afterwards thankfully

Thankfully never had anyone catch us in the act, but one hot summer while I was away DH did open his eyes after 'seeing to himself' to find a squirrel had climbed in the open window and sat there watching him.

After his nuts, no doubt!

Dn aged about 4/5 walked in on dbro and dsil when dsil was (ahem) on top. Dbro said quick as a flash 'I am just teaching mummy how to horse ride' - dn seemed perfectly happy with that explanation and walked out....

Well I do believe that position is sometimes known as 'the cowboy' so not too far off I guess...

City :o

"WHAT are you DOING to MY mummy?"

Someone wandered over from the party and opened the car door.

My 6 yr old dd crept in without us noticing and hid under the bed. We heard a giggle. Dh turned his head and caught sight of her in the floor length mirror. Instant flop. Literally.

Giving DH a bj, looked up and the cat was about two inches from my face. Staring. Couldn't carry on for laughing after that!

Some of these have had me laughing out loud!

When we were teenagers, now-DH and I were up in his room. FIL knocked on the door, wanting to bring the washing in or something.

FIL: Can I...
DH: NO!
FIL: Why?
DH: .... because!

I'm sure my heart stopped for a good few seconds. Luckily DH was there to save the day

dh stood on the floor, me on my knees and elbows on the edge of the bed one of the kids walks in "dad what are you doing?" "erm.. massaging mums back, it's really sore!"

another time.. dh 'under the duvet' when the one of the kids walk in and notices him "mum, what's dad doing?" "playing hide and seek"

we get caught out all the time by the kids, they dont know how to knock!

Dh and I were mid-deed, when the cat walked right up his back, and peered at me over his shoulder. Put me right off!

DS had been playing at his friends who lived up the street, suddenly burst into the room and shouted "Daddy can I have a pound for the ice cream man... Wait, are you making me a little brother?! YAAAYYYY!"

This was followed by an enquiry at tea time as to when the baby would be arriving. :)

Friends were once interrupted by a thrown dinosaur and a shout of "NOOOO! NO MORE BABIES!"

Conversely, DD walked in while I was unknotting DW'S back (clothed, I might add) and asked "is that sex?" "Er, no" "Oh, OK. Can I still turn the telly up?"