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How do you have sex with teenagers in the house??

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IsabeauMichelle · 28/02/2015 22:09

Just that really!

DP has had the all clear from his vasectomy, I've come off the pill a few months ago and my sex drive has gone through the roof

But the teenagers.... They are always there... listening and watching

How do you do it? We sometimes manage to in the morning at the weekend, but the rest of the time it's difficult and it's getting on my nerves.

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IsabeauMichelle · 01/03/2015 10:02

We did manage it last night But I had to put something on TV that I know they hate to make them go up

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Scotchmincepie · 01/03/2015 10:12

Get divorced then you have EOW without them. Failing that in the morning...

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IsabeauMichelle · 01/03/2015 10:22

Ha Scotch - we are both divorced, but I have 2 dc by 2 different fathers - one of them hasn't seen her dad for over 10 years, so she never goes anywhere... With DP's 2 and my DS, there is always at least one of them here!

Mornings it is then!

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Lucylloyd13 · 01/03/2015 11:53

By loudly declaring that "Your father and I are going to have a shag shortly"- they will leave the house in seconds!

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AnyFucker · 01/03/2015 12:00

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kormachameleon · 01/03/2015 12:04

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EponasWildDaughter · 01/03/2015 12:11

Surely it's no different to having anybody else in the house?

Sex when you share a house with other people:
In your bedroom.
Not too loud.
Time of day flexible.

(3 teens and a 12 month old here)

On the rare occasion we have an empty house at the same time as the baby is asleep (the occasional Sat night) we'll make use of the fact and strip off downstairs and behave like randy teens again.

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Momagain1 · 01/03/2015 12:30

We didnt do anything special to prevent my dd's hearing when they were teens. But mornings were always more our time, so they were asleep anyway. Nor are we particularly loud anyway. Mostly. The bigger problem was when our own ds came along, and climbed in our bed for snuggles almost every morning. We had years of either very quick finishes as we heard him climbing out of bed, or interruptions if we didnt, or one of us getting up to make him toast and turn on the TV.

He got a Nintendo for Christmas. Now we have plenty of time as he has figured out that on weekend mornings, if he keeps the volume low, we wont realize he is using up precious limited screen time before we are out of bed.

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PuellaEstCornelia · 01/03/2015 13:16

Close the door?

Teenagers are likely to think any noises are you doing something boring like dusting the skirting boards. Parents don't have sex, do they?

Mine didn't. Except for once to have me and once for my sister.

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SirChenjin · 01/03/2015 13:21

Wew have teenagers and a 7 year old who still likes to come in beside us early in the morning.

We do it very quickly, very quietly, very occasionally. We're going away for a couple of nights for our 20th anniversary and intend to make up for lost time. We may see the outside of the hotel room, but probably not