A reminder, everyone. It's half term in large parts of the country.

[AnyFucker]

and yes, this post belongs in this topic

Delicious I think you might be onto something

I used to admin a large forum. The holidays were the worst. I now have a life.

Thanks for the reminder, AF. Just a reminder from The Towers, to please, please report rather than head out with your troll nets and manacles alone. It only encourages them. And you know how we love reports - we've been promised rich pickings all week by the Guv'nor .

Yessir

'troll nets'

Uni reading week as well. Add academics to the list of suspects .

'troll nets' has tickled me. I've put mine up in the loft. I know the reasons not to hunt, but sometimes it's tough.

What happens if you cheekily report a Mumsnet admin such as Iona?

You would get a Hard Stare, MadeMan.

Oh okay, just checking. I don't want any trouble.

I felt like reporting JustineMN. She was being bloody unreasonable. But I didn't because I am scared of her.

BTW, this wasn't a call to arms to get your troll nets out the loft and your pitchforks at the ready. Just a reminder to not get sucked in, and take everything you read with a pinch of salt and then some

Timely and useful, thanks AF :)

puts troll net and manacles away

By the way Iona - manacles , have you been watching 50 Shades at MNHQ??

We do appear to have some I have such an adventurous sex life, come talk about it with me oversharers though. If people could head them off, that'd be grand

Yeah, don't go manacling THEM, AF. They'd bloody love that. We'll never get rid of 'em. We've zapped a few of these recently. Please do point any others our way and we'll check 'em out or chuck 'em out.

so, in summary - HQ to delete threads deemed unacceptable to AnyFucker.

brilliant.

What a ridiculous post, exWife.

You say that like it would be a bad thing, exWife

To clarify, exWife HQ to check out ALL reports and delete any we deem unacceptable.

Thanks AF

exwife necessary?

i just don't get the glee involved in stomping on posters, whose trollness is arbitrarily decided on the basis that only hairy old men and bored teenagers talk about sex on mumsnet during school holidays.

i dunno. maybe go outside. i should probably take my own advice as i am clearly a grumpy cow today.

Manacling the trolls? Do we need to go down to B&Q for cable ties/masking tape and rope?

We can expect a certain FSOG reaction though, surely? which won't be half-termitis, and of course has already started.

Somewhere I must rant about ponder the phrase "mummy porn" and society's reaction to the idea that women might enjoy exploring their own sexuality and that women over 21 might have an active sex life that isn't weekly missionary with the lights off.

Wise though AF is, I fear the majority of Relationships posts will be, as ever, "DH is being an arse because I only do 99% of the housework, need to go into hospital for reconstructive surgery, and won't be hand-starching his shirts for the duration. Should I sell my kidney to fund a housekeeper?"

exW, if you only knew