Friend asked DH if they were 'going to have sex'

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At a wedding at the weekend. During speeches this friend was extremely pissed and started saying 'this is boring' really loudly so DH forcibly dragged her outside. And she said, 'Ooh, where are we going? Are we going to have sex?'

Not sure whether to say anything to her. He was hugely embarrassed and came straight back in and told me in tones of horror. she was absolutely hammered.

Unless she has form she is likely mortified by her behaviour. I would probably take the piss out of her for it

I am sure she already feels an almighty twat.

She was clearly drunk and kidding. Or do you think she really expected to shag your husband outside a wedding?

She has form for blunt statements so more, are you trying to get me outside for sex rather than do you want to?

I don't think she remembers. I am leaning towards taking the piss.

How often do you see this friend? How close is she?

Cos tbh, she sounds like an arsehole. Time to downgrade her to a Category 4 friend (seen once a year at most).

Oh, and she'll claim amnesia if you say anything. Or that you have "no sense of humour".

The only way to get her to even care is if you exaggerate and say that loads of people heard her and everyone was mortified for her. Public embarressment would be the only thing that would break her brass neck. This may be hard to do though if they were outside and out of earshot. You'd have to basically say that in your horror you'd confided in other guests.

She sounds like an immature arsehole.

I couldn't be more than acquaintances with someone who gets to rat arsed they get like this past the age of about 21. How boring.

Every day x2! Plus about 6 social events per year but without our DHs. I have about ten minutes til I see her! Got to decide!

Saying "this is boring" really loudly during the speeches??

UGH. Don't care how drunk you are. Horrible.

Well if you make a joke of it, she'll make a joke of it.

And I may be humourless, but I think she wasn't funny at all. I think she was a knob.

That's true, Anna. Are you going to tell her that it was horrible to be so rude about the speeches, Wellwell?

Your DH 'forcibly dragged' her out?

I don't actually think she's an arsehole generally. I think she misjudged the drinking - there was a lot there and glasses being topped up by waiters etc and different drinks kept appearing at different stages.

She's normally hugely supportive, kind and would do anything for anyone. A good egg.

She is partially deaf so I don't think she knew how loud she was being. By forcibly I mean he asked her politely then when she still wasn't getting the message he picked up her chair and moved her and suggested she might like some fresh air.

We've all been ratarsed at weddings. We usually manage not to have to be physically dragged out during the speeches cos we're on the verge of heckling the father of the bride.

oh fgs

Just a woman cracking a silly joke

Your husband was embarrassed and told all immediately. Her stupid remark is over and done with, she just made herself look a fool. I wouldn't even bother raising the subject with her.

I would be making a point of ditching a "friend" who was rude and immature enough to get so pissed that she came close to ruining someones wedding speeches.

Surely it was a misjudged jokey reaction to being dragged out of the hall?

If I say anything, I certainly will say something about the rudeness during the speeches. Luckily the best man found it funny and the bride's DM was extremely grateful that she'd been ejected.

That's what I think Gilbert. I'll just see whether she mentions anything!

I think she sounds hilarious. The remark about sex with your DH was a joke. Even though she was hammered, she didn't lose her comic timing.

As for heckling the speeches - so what? Let she who has never got publicly rat-arsed and made a twat of herself cast the first stone. because I certainly have

Agree, she sounds a hoot. I can imagine it in a Curtis Movie.