DH has a cousin, 21, who is getting married in September. She called round for a coffee this afternoon. She was talking about the wedding plans and told me she has bought lovely underwear for the wedding night and how romantic it is going to be - amazingly they have not slept together!
She asked if our wedding night was romantic.
I had to laugh really. We were just knackered. We got married in a registry office at 1 pm and had a reception at an Italian restaurant owned by friends of PIL. Food was great, there was a courtyard outside and a small swing band. We drank champagne, ate, danced, drank some more, danced and by 8.00pm had had enough.
We left quietly in a taxi and went to the country house hotel PIL had treated us to two nights at. We were too knackered for sex. We ordered bacon sandwiches and fresh orange juice and lay on the bed eating them in our underwear and talking about the day. I got grease and ketchup on my pink satin underwear.
Then we watched a horror film in bed with mugs of Yorkshire tea and fell asleep. Romantic? Not.