Ladies point of view.....I like this woman but she seems to have a personal hygiene problem

[GordonZola]

Ive met this woman. She seemed really nice, quite attractive etc. We arranged a date the other day.

It all went well, but the whole way through the date i could smell this unpleasant smell.

I didnt know where it was coming from at first, but I realised soon enough that it was coming from her.

I really like her, but this smell is really offputting. I suppose I could say something, but, past experience tells me that you have to tread very carefully when raising criticisms with women.

Any advice on how to deal with this welcomed.

Don't switch the air freshner on you don't know where it might have been.

And I shouldn't bother with the garlic. You never know where people store theirs....

So are you going to call her then ?

So that's why you haven't called! i cant believe you have come on here and told the world about what happened! i told you i came on here from time to time and here you are taking the mpiss outta me! i have got ride of the problem now! it fell out and although its still blue and scratchy it doesn't smell as bad now that i have put a plug in up there.

i make a good fondue, please call me!

Oh bluehorizons, can't beleive he hasn't called you. And to come on here and start this thread too, how unthoughtful of him....

I know believe

Insensitive git ,maybe he is looking for someone a little more like mild cheddar?

Woah! YOU posted about me on here?

Im quite hurt that you felt you couldnt talk to me.

have you found birthday cakes iamapieceofcheesecake ??

You two have a second date.
Give bluehorizon a week to get her self sorted.
Just do for a drink, no food.

how could i tell you about my problem? how could i explain that i shoved some stilton up there to get rid of trush? would you have ever sploekn to me agian? would you? you drank my wine, you tried it on, and then you ran off! WHY? ok, so it's blue down there, we can overcolme that shirley?

IT WAS A FIRST DATE!! What was she meant to say "Hi, I'm X and (to quote previous post) I wang Stilton up my flaps"!!??

Flaps of fromage

Hijack-sorry- Mummyto2littleprincess, I was looking to make and decorate the cake myself, but thanks anyway, possibly left it a bit late now tho.
Sorry people, as you were....

i thought men would know all about cheesy bits? no?

So is GordonZola a he she called Shirley

Eewww! But I spose you have a point bluehorizons....

Well, i think it only fair that you explain why we both nearly passed out everytime you uncrossed your legs.

surely. I had to have a drink tonight as the doct said the blue fungus might be permantnt

So what else did the doctor say did you write him a note first.

Some cheese is born great, some cheese achieves greatness, others have greatness thrust upon them.

I, however, was thrust elsewhere.

To my eternal and lasting shame.

So, Mr Cheese, please share your story....
AAAArrgghh, eewwwww, on second thoughts, please don't, I do not need THAT image before bed!!!!

i cannot believe you are taking the piss out of this incident! i was referred to counselling by my doctor and i may never date again! is thtat not enough! not to mention never gonig neear cheese agian, or fish!

It scares me to think that we may have become quite close acquaintances Cheese.....

Ok, who lowered the tone of this thread so far that it cannot even see the light anymore, own up....