Short version - DH goes for a meeting about a prospective new job, leaves car at home do he can have a drink, plans to get a bus home 10ish.
He's just got in, definitely going I'd stay asleep as he has crept in the back door (never used), can't answer when asked where he's been apart from 'I'm an idiot, ended up drinking with .. ' and pulling a couple of names out of the air.
He's lying through his back teeth isn't he.