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Is this normal behaviour?

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FireFly81 · 30/05/2006 14:20

My partner has always joked about the size of his 'willy', basically saying it's smaller than average without going into too much detail. Lately however he has started to just get it out for instance yesterday I was checking the clothes in the dryer and he came in and just got his willy out in the kitchen and stood there with it hanging out, I have no curtains or blinds at the back of the house a load of new houses behind us, I kept telling him people would be able to see in and he just strugged his shoulders and kept asking me to 'play with it' . He did it a few days ago too when I asked him to take a photo of me in my new top so that I could see what it looked like, just stood there with his trousers down, he looked a complete idiot and its really starting to grate on me. Any advice/comments welcome.

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Feistybird · 30/05/2006 14:21

v.odd behaviour. what does he say when you ask him to put it away?

LadySherlockofLGJ · 30/05/2006 14:22

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

PrincessBoris · 30/05/2006 14:23

hmmmmmm indeed

LilacBump · 30/05/2006 14:23

omg!! i'd just laugh if DP did that. how odd.

Twiglett · 30/05/2006 14:25

hmmm .. and you're in a kitchen .. so one would assume sharp knives within reach .. I wonder ?

how very very irritating ..no sounds stupid

TheMammy · 30/05/2006 14:26

Bite it.. he won;t hang it about in future will he

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FireFly81 · 30/05/2006 14:26

I'm not a troll although I can understand how it must look, still, think what you will.

Ive tried telling him not to do it and he just laughs and usually just stands there looking gormless, Ive tried ignoring him which tends to work a bit better but he is doing it more often now (although obviously not when anyone else is here), he has loads of odd habits like this, Ive never known a bloke like him but it is starting to wear thin.

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PrincessBoris · 30/05/2006 14:27

is his name lee and hes from swansea???

Feistybird · 30/05/2006 14:28

I'd hang my tea towel on it and walk out.

mumfor1standfinaltime · 30/05/2006 14:29

Sounds to me like he is trying to get your 'attention'!
If dh is feeling horny he has been known to just pull his trousers down in the living room (in the evening and curtains are drawn!!) I just say 'are you missing me?' lol!
Although dh doesnt ask me tp play with it, he just expects me to swoon I think!

I think its the same kind of thing as us girls putting our naughty undies on in bed if we want to get close, or something like that. Men are just less subtle (sp).

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FireFly81 · 30/05/2006 14:30

Feistybird, that would be an option if it didnt stink

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expatinscotland · 30/05/2006 14:43

he has loads of odd habits like this, Ive never known a bloke like him but it is starting to wear thin.

Yeah, I think that post is very telling.

If I had no kids w/this guy, and no real attachments, I'd dump him.

I swear all these posts.

Ladies, there are about three billion men on the planet, why continue to go out w/weirdos, creeps, arseholes, etc.?

rabbitrabbit · 30/05/2006 14:47

I agree that he's trying to get your attention.
But, to be honest, as expat says why waste time on someone who doesn't have a better way of expressing that than getting his todger out all the time.

moondog · 30/05/2006 14:49

Lee from Swansea!!
lol!!

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PrincessBoris · 30/05/2006 14:50

my dds father

he used to whack it against the table

was funny at the time

TheMammy · 30/05/2006 20:47

Was he the one who whacked it against a wardrobe PB?

Rhubarb · 30/05/2006 20:56

Is it his knob that smells or your tea towel?

If he doesn't even wash his knob that's a bit gross. I'd be tempted to whack it with something nice and hard!

I'd leave him over the not washing issue rather than over the knob freedom issue. I wouldn't give a shit about that.

SHHHH · 30/05/2006 21:22

"I'd be tempted to whack it with something nice and hard" . PMSL at that one rhubarb..!!!

Thats probably his description of it..!

lou33 · 30/05/2006 21:26

flick it with a wet towel

sugarfree · 30/05/2006 21:26

I was wondering if she meant the tee towel.
He's disturbed.
Or two years old.

fattiemumma · 30/05/2006 22:16

sorry but if he wont put it away when asked id be a bit horrible and (well cruel really) and say "its not big enough to be showing off dear so just end your embarassment now by putting it away...theres a good LITTLE boy"

WelshBoris · 30/05/2006 22:17

No themammy he did like getting it out though

wouldnt have minded if it was big

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