'Glorious Sex Kitten'

[Somanykiddies]

Ok, so following on from How do you make your man feel special, how do you become a glorious sex kitten? How do you re-kindle the excitement that you had at the beginning of your relationship?

The only way I could ever become a 'glorious sex kitten' would be for Paul McKenna to hypnotise the world en-masse!
Til then I'll have to settle for 'not bad in the right light Bagpuss stunt double'

rofl Iklboo, I am crying with laughter at that comment

Oh well, I'm just so glad you asked that question! My adorable man and I have 5 children! So you can imagine how busy we were!!!!! My gorgeous man works very hard in a bank all day so the first thing I go when he comes home is to help him relax with a lovely glass of red wine! One each of course!!! Then a scrummy, delicious meal with all the family and we will all ask him how his day has been, you have to take an interest in your man you know! Let them talk and get rid of all the stresses of their day!

Then, when the children have gone to bed, I will give him a lovely massage - he just lurves my massages! I might wear a little something too that I shall not divulge on here! You have to look good, I always make sure that I'm all made up when he comes in from work, even if I've been baking with the children, I'll find time to get changed! You have to don't you???? You might think me mad, most people do!!!!!!!!

We then get up to things that shall not be disclosed!!!!! He says he cannot keep his hands off me!!!!!!! Of course, it's the other way round too! He is so delicious!

So there you go! My tips for being a sex kitten! If I can do it after 5 children, surely you can do it too!!! But then, I'm so mad!!! I should stop after 5 shouldn't I?????

Yumsymumsy, Ive got five too!!! Hard work eh, not much time for being a sex kitten, but boy do I want to give it a go!!

Smooth skin sexy underwear clean hair and rude thoughts

Bumping for the evening gang!

You should be "glorious" all the time!!!! Don't ever just make do with old clothes no matter how tired you are!!! Put in a bit of effort and you will be richly rewarded!!!!!!!! If you want to be a sex kitten, you have to look like one and act like one even if you do have 5 children!!!! How do you think I got 5 in the first place????? Big up to us mothers, aren't we great!!!!

Makes a lot of sense yumsymumsy.

Mimes is that you???

a bit of booze to loosen you up, sexy clothing and whisper some naughty things in his ear

before that send him some saucy text messages telling him what you want to do when he comes home to get him in the mood, and full of anticipation

a snort of cocain up the left nostril should do it tbh

that too

006, I'm with you honey! I never hang my pants out, and if I have to then they are at the back and in the middle of everything else to disguise themselves!!!!

Totally agree on the pants thing. Only the best go on the line!!

I always say to my DP "if you can get me into bed by 9.30pm, with packed lunch made, school shoes clean, dishes done, a couple of glasses of something nice, dinner eaten, food chipped off the pinafore and a wash on, showers, mug of tea with a quick read of a book/paper/mag AND lights out by 10.30pm I'll do ANYTHING .

Cover yourself in squirty cream and pop a glace cherry on each nipple. Works for me.

hmm

did you have to be a glorious sex kitten at the start of your relationship? I think DH would be v.alarmed!

If it weren't for the 5 kids, I'd begin to suspect that yumsy mumsy is none other than The Ultimate Domestic Goddess Anthea.

We said when our newborn was 3 and our eldest 6.5 we'd go away for one week and ask my parents to babysit. We would go to some secluded paradise and become the people we once were........free and easy and drifting out late at night for dinner amidst the glorius aroma of late night holidays that only exotic places can offer....

We ended up with DTs AND a DD and my parents look like they might split after 35 long and seemingly perfect years.

My 'glorious sex kiten' will make a comeback but she's gona have to wait a bit longer......

love the conditions frumpy.. i also have a "curfew"

Well done yumsy. You are insane but well done.