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kegel/ ben wa balls. where am i going wrong?

24 replies

blingalingling · 16/02/2013 18:50

So i finally got round to purchasing some. They are by Ophelia from ann summers. 2 largish balls joined by a thin cord and coated in silicone. I inserted them into my vagina so the end is at the opening to my vagina. I expected them to feel pleasurable etc., but cant even really feel them there. What am i doing wrong?

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izzyizin · 16/02/2013 19:25

You've just made me snort wine at the prospect of possible reples

Maybe you need bigger balls or more balls?

Cailinsalach · 16/02/2013 19:42

Oh I thought this might be a thread about asian cuisine.

(wanders off to find food threads)

ErikNorseman · 16/02/2013 19:58

Nothing. They are pointless/uncomfortable. I don't know anyone who has derived any pleasure from them, and I doubt they do much for your pelvic floor either.

kittybiscuits · 16/02/2013 20:24

You could try them up your....oh no - sorry - I thought it was Friday

ScarletWomanoftheVillage · 16/02/2013 20:26

ScarletWomanoftheVillage · 16/02/2013 20:28

Cailinsalach !

MidnightMasquerader · 16/02/2013 20:28

It's Sunday morning here. I've gone right off my yum cha...

ScarletWomanoftheVillage · 16/02/2013 20:31

SchroSawMargeryDaw · 16/02/2013 20:35

Yikes... Try walking with them? Jumping?

izzyizin · 16/02/2013 20:36

Are prawn balls on your luncheon menu, MM?

ScarletWomanoftheVillage · 16/02/2013 20:39

Oh, how I wish I didn't have anything else to do all evening!

izzyizin · 16/02/2013 20:41

Too busy juggling your ben was to drop in from time to time, Scarlet?

MidnightMasquerader · 16/02/2013 20:42

No prawn balls for me, though last night's prawn linguine is repeating on me...

ProphetOfDoom · 16/02/2013 20:44

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noddyholder · 16/02/2013 20:46

I usually go out sat pm and never MN but this is certainly worth staying in for.

ScarletWomanoftheVillage · 16/02/2013 20:47

izzy

BettySuarez · 16/02/2013 20:47

Blingaling - why did you buy them? I thought they were for strengthening your pelvic floor?

Do they have 'other' uses too?

Could you try dancing? Ummmm???

MidnightMasquerader · 16/02/2013 20:50

Oh yes. Definitely try dancing.

izzyizin · 16/02/2013 20:51

Fainted in Tescos? That beats whatever she had in 'When Harry Met Sally'.

izzyizin · 16/02/2013 20:55

Try square dancing... grab your partner, dosey doe, swing him around and don't let go.

ScarletWomanoftheVillage · 16/02/2013 21:05

Wasn't there a woman once who fainted in tescos because she'd been shoplifting a frozen chicken - under her hat! Sorry not really relevant.

ScarletWomanoftheVillage · 16/02/2013 21:06

Are they like those clacker things popular in the 70s? Or was it 80s?

Cailinsalach · 16/02/2013 21:07

Oh they are a dancing aid!

Do they use them on Strictly?

That might explain their pained expressions and their breathlessness during their chat with Brucie.

ScarletWomanoftheVillage · 16/02/2013 21:09

These?

m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=FLHftISLNHE&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DFLHftISLNHE&gl=GB

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