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signs that a man will be good in bed

34 replies

backonline · 02/01/2013 20:54

are there any? Just wondered if anyone had any suggestions as to what to look for :) (or signs of what/who to avoid)

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badinage · 02/01/2013 23:16

Oh I've done extensive research on this little conundrum Wink and have, over many years of drink fuelled nights with some glorious women, arrived at this list:

Great kisser
Doesn't look at porn
Has a vivid imagination and enjoys talking about what he wants to do, before and during sex
Asks a woman what she likes and is interested in her fantasies
Is grown up enough to control his orgasm, but has enough stamina for repeat performances
Doesn't think sex is just a penis in a vagina; has a much bigger repertoire
Adores cunnilingus
Stays awake afterwards

tawse57 · 03/01/2013 00:04

Er, shag him and find out? Rather than ask randoms on the internet??

Probably the best advice. Horror of horrors the man might then discover that the woman has the dreaded HUGE VAGINA -no matter how big or how great the man is in bed it will always be like waving a birthday cake candle in the dome of St. Paul's cathedral.

At which point men tend to no longer return texts/calls.

RoxyRobin · 03/01/2013 00:10

Oh dear - have you only got a little one, tawse? Never mind, as my DH tells me, it's not what you've got it's what you do with it.

HollyBerryBush · 03/01/2013 00:13

Not too small feet

twaddle

SoleSource · 03/01/2013 00:18

A 10 inch wide cock.

likeatonneofbricks · 03/01/2013 01:45

ime small delicate hands/fingers = wuss/oversensitive which is never good. But I'm sure there are exceptions.

A man should never be 'precious' generally and shld be generous-spirited, to be good in bed.

Binfullofgibletsonthe26th · 03/01/2013 10:23

tawse there is no such thing as a large vagina, it's simply a case of slack muscle definition.

And this is usually following copious childbirth.

Only one person on here made a joke, and it was a joke, about feet size. Interestingly enough, no one else mentioned penis size, until Sole was flippant following your comment.

So please take your inadequacy involving your penile dimensions to another board. I hear the Honda one is welcoming to all types of dicks?

Wecanfixit · 03/01/2013 16:48

Signs
1 Twinkle in their eyes

  1. Good sense of humour
  2. Relaxed at ease in their own skin
4.Pays attention to all you are saying
  1. Body language
  2. Tactile and passionate about life and all it has to offer.
jessjessjess · 03/01/2013 17:11

I think it's a good sign if they pay attention to your likes and tastes - e.g. the foods you like and dislike, how you have your tea, that sort of thing.

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