mooncup saga continues

[FlojoHoHoHo]

So 2 glasses of wine later (yes it doesn't take much to get me tiddly) last night I asked him "so did u notice anything different when we erm ya know?"
He said "no not really, different how? Its not like we have done it before"
I bottled it with "oh I don't know, just different"
"No".
Later when we were at it
He pipes up mid thrust "I think I know what u meant, you've got DCs, its bound to be different"
Me, speechless.

What does that have to do with Mooncups?

I'm kinda speechless too.

bumhead u had to have read my other thread re the missing mooncup.

Cheeky sod!

So, do you think the mooncup ermm, tightened the space?

No I haven't.

Flojo was it you who 'lost' your mooncup and 'found' it in the usual place, after DTD with him??

If so - can't believe he said that!

x posted with your second post!

schro I wondered the same myself!
Either way I was so speechless I still haven't thought of a come back.

Er... I'm not sure what to say. I think that things could have gone wrong in so many ways on the last occasion, considering the extra... erm... baggage you were carrying.

I would just be thankful for that and stop interrogating the poor man. What answer could he possibly give that would be right? Also, it's not a skill that he could have practised, like the game where you have to put your hand into a drawstring cloth bag and identify the item by touch alone.

Least I didn't have a 3rd glass else I might have told him why!

You could buy him one of those cock pump things and leave a note in it saying your fanjo is in perfectly good shape, thank you. :)

I would be mortified by that, please tell me you at least stopped?

3b are u likening my fanjo to a draw string bag?
least u said it has a draw string, I don't think DP even credited it with that!

schro I erm.....no, but I think he got the message that I didn't see it as a compliment.

??

Sorry, it was meant to be a metaphor, not a literal comparison. Reading it back, I can see that it was poorly chosen. I meant that men aren't often asked to identify objects using sense alone in that area.

I didn't ask him to identify it! Just whether he noticed something odd!

The other strange thing he said was "oh I thought this was reserved for special occasions only......just the impression I got" WTF? Ok so I made him wait a little and the only other time we'd do it was on my birthday but still....weird.

we'd do to we've done it*