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Who has orgasms lots of times

55 replies

INLOVEWITHEXSQUADDIE · 12/03/2006 21:25

My hubby never fails to make me yell. I manage to have at least 4. Am i normal or does anyone else manage this too. I hate the wet patch after though and soak our bed. Sorry for being so graphic but would like to know if anyother women out there are like me.

OP posts:
gibberish · 12/03/2006 22:43

I have to be IN the bath....

starlover · 12/03/2006 22:43

I use the free splashmat I got off practical parenting magazine

it helps me learn my alphabet at the same time

rummum · 12/03/2006 22:43

turniphead... get it now... lol

lockets · 12/03/2006 22:45

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Socci · 12/03/2006 22:45

ILWES - you sound like a man (sorry if you're not) - this reminds me of a "man" I was talking to on the internet the other day. We were having a nice civilised discussion about politics until he asked me what colour my pubic hair was, at which point I decided it had been a waste of time [rolls eyes]

VeniVidiVickiQV · 12/03/2006 22:47

pmsl Socci!

and LOL at you lot whose DP/DH's know their lucks in when the bath/plastic sheets come out Grin

gibberish · 12/03/2006 22:48

Who says it is DP/DH?? Wink

starlover · 12/03/2006 22:50

i am worried that i'm not normal actually. maybe it's time to see the doctor?

gibberish · 12/03/2006 22:51

Why? Is he gorgeous?

JoolsToo · 12/03/2006 22:54

me after an \link{http://www.animationlibrary.com/Animation11/Animals/Birds/dancing_bird.gif\orgasm}

starlover · 12/03/2006 22:55

yeah... and he has a waterproof mattress

gibberish · 12/03/2006 22:56

Lol!! Grin

VeniVidiVickiQV · 12/03/2006 22:57

LOL JT!

Here's \link{http://www.thinkwow.com/Rebekah/puddle%2090.jpg\Me}

starlover · 12/03/2006 23:00

yeah well \link{http://www.cnmiyellowpages.com/headers/Saipan_Header_Fullsize.jpg\this is me}

Blu · 12/03/2006 23:01

My posts on MN are always so short because i don't have time betwennuuuuuhhhhh uuuuuhhhhh oooooohhhhhh uuuuuhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHH...............

gibberish · 12/03/2006 23:02

Can't you multitask Blu?

starlover · 12/03/2006 23:03

yeah blu... i have had 16 orgasms since i started posting on this thread

JoolsToo · 12/03/2006 23:03

Blu! - you've drenched me!!!

gibberish · 12/03/2006 23:05

Inlovewithexsquaddie has not reappeared. I think she is feeling a little inferior. Possibly off to see sex therapist...

Blu · 12/03/2006 23:06

Drowned.

Mytwopenceworth · 12/03/2006 23:13

\link{http://www.cse.ucsd.edu/~abehere/help!!%20a%20flood!!+.jpg\control yourselves ladies!!!}

gibberish · 12/03/2006 23:16

Just glad there are flood measures in place in my area.

harpsichordcarrier · 12/03/2006 23:23

starlover : frigid

starlover · 12/03/2006 23:25

pmsl!

oh no wait... that wasn't piss

UCM · 14/03/2006 02:15

Oh they didn't come back then? I wanted to hear more. I feel bereft as I only orgasm once a year on the last Sunday in the fifth month....damn Grin

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