The Husband store
You may vist the husband store only once, there are 6 floors and the values of the products increase on every floor.
The shopper may choose any item on any floor but once up can not go back down.
A woman goes into the store, on the first floor the sign on the door reads, men who have good jobs
thats nice she thinks but I want more.
Floor two, Men who have good jobs and love kids
shes intrigued but continues to the third floor, Men who have good jobs and love kids and are extremly handsome
Wow she thinks but feels compelled to keep going.
Floor 4, Men who have good jobs and love kids and are extremly handsome, and help equally with housework
It cannot get better then this she exclaims, or can it the voice in her head says.
Floor 5 *Men who have good jobs and love kids and are extremly handsome, and help equally with housework and have a great sense of humour.
Having found what shes looking for she's tempted to stay, but something prompts her to the 6th floor.
Floor 6 you are vistor 42,215,602 there are no men on this floor, this floor only exists to prove woman are impossible to please.
To avoid gender bias the shop owner opened a wifes store opposite, no man ever got past floor 3.