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Acting out fantasies

20 replies

OhEmGee24 · 16/07/2012 15:03

Ok, don't laugh!

My man is arriving back from abroad on Sunday and im so blooming excited so I wana show him how much I've missed him so to speak. Twice he's mentioned how he'd love "the secretary/boss" scenario. Weve never done ANYTHING like this before (only 7month relationship). So ladies, how do I pull it off without a)laughing, b) him laughing, c) looking like a general twathead...

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tiredofwaitingforitalltochange · 16/07/2012 15:06

Have you seen the film 'Secretary' with James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal? It's brilliant - really sexy film and quite moving as well. I recommend you order if from Amazon and watch it, will inspire you, not to mention get you in the mood for when he comes back.

James Spader is really sexy in it. Then I saw him interviewed and he's a total nob in real life - shame... Great in the film though.

izzyizin · 16/07/2012 15:18

What's his shorthand speed? Is he accustomed to taking dictaton? Hmm

CogitoErgoSometimes · 16/07/2012 16:30

Save the fantasies for when you need inspiration. Don't think you'll have time for role-playing on Sunday somehow.

SugarBatty · 16/07/2012 16:34

Put on a pencil skirt and blouse, stockings and heels and be sat on a desk of some kind when he walks in? Send some texts to him on his way home that hint at what will greet him. Hair up in a clip that you can undo and shake out, glasses that you can take off?

MyinnergoddessisatLidl · 16/07/2012 17:02

You could make it really vague, I agree skirt and stockings on, if you wear glasses, (my specs drive my husband crazy for some unknown reason, I can't even read a book in the lounge), put your hair up if it's long (with a pencil tucked in it?)....

OhEmGee24 · 16/07/2012 17:07

Sugar - you've done this before haven't you?! Wink

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izzyizin · 16/07/2012 18:13

Put him in a pencil skirt, blouse, stockings and heels? That's not a true-to-life scenario.

My secretary/PA wears a suit with a shirt and tie and flat lace up shoes, but he does wear glasses when he's squinting over my writing and has been known to tuck a pencil over his ear Grin

Guiltypleasures001 · 16/07/2012 18:15

Izzy you read my mind

Apocalypto · 16/07/2012 18:35

Best of luck trying to hold back from pissing yourself laughing, I couldn't....

MissFaversam · 16/07/2012 19:12

Oh and what's he going to do then?

I wouldn't knock myself out personally unless I knew he was gonna give me a thrill back Grin

OhEmGee24 · 16/07/2012 20:21

I can do blouse, pencil skirt and heels and my hair up in a clip without laughing - probably. But couple that with glasses (of the fake variety) and suspenders, I WILL laugh, then he'll laugh to, then Bob's your uncle, moment's past.

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MushroomSoup · 16/07/2012 20:30

Just cos you laugh, doesn't mean the moments passed. Laughing is part of the fun!

MissFaversam · 16/07/2012 20:45

Surely a "fantasy" should be a shared experience OP. Why do women always have to put on something "sexy" first? and then worry that he won't like it?

It gives me the pip when a woman has to do all the legwork.

izzyizin · 16/07/2012 20:49

Exactly, Miss F!

Why don't you start by playing doctors & patients, OP? All you've got to do is sling a stethoscope round your neck while he slips into a pair of pyjames and slides between the sheets...

saggyhairyarse · 16/07/2012 23:08

Meet him at the airport in full secretary attire, tell him "Your car is waiting Mr Surname", ask him about his trip and take notes of what he says, tell him he has an appointment and this is the agenda and give him an agenda itemised with various sex acts, when he takes his trousers off ask him "Is there anything else i can help you with today"...and let the games commence!

OhEmGee24 · 18/07/2012 15:27

Right, I've bought some new undies which make my minimal norkage look huge Grin and a new white blouse to go with my skirt n heels. Gona see him Saturday night now even better, over to his to cook me dinner, then I'll go for a wee and emerge as a secretarial, shag-me-now goddess (she hopes)...

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MushroomSoup · 18/07/2012 16:10

FAB!

OhEmGee24 · 20/07/2012 15:55

Oh god this (probable catastrophe) is tomorrow! Hmm

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MyinnergoddessisatLidl · 20/07/2012 16:10

I think any guy will be over the moon that you:

a- listened to his fantasies without wetting yourself or belittling them

b- actually had a go at recreating it

c- turned up in good old fashioned stockings and sussies.

You'll be fine, enjoy yourself!

Teansympathy · 24/07/2012 08:04

Just do it ! have fun that is what it is all about, and what a homecoming for him lucky man.

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