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kinky shots to get him in the mood...

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pokeypants · 04/07/2012 12:44

talking about pics can send partner but wondering what really does it for most men would you say? Done full body kinky poses but think something a bit more graphic perhaps, what about use of toys? does this generally help or hinder? also I'm guessing it depends on his individual taste but anyone else who has more experience in this area any tips be gratefully received

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TheDancingPilchard · 04/07/2012 15:38

filthy bitch (and loving it)

usualsuspect · 04/07/2012 15:42

Me and my undies

dranksinatra · 04/07/2012 16:31

Blatantly a man

pokeypants · 04/07/2012 16:44

Ha ok thanks all for input, perhaps not one of my best ideas but with us both working long hours I just thought it might be handy to try and get us both in the mood at the same time when we may have some chance of time to ourselves. On the plus side anything i could come up with looks good next to those :)

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flowerflo · 04/07/2012 20:39

Haha this thread has cheered me up. Hillarious!!!!

Opentooffers · 05/07/2012 17:45

LMFAO. I've got an ex that I've not seen in over a year, but when he's in the mood (ie last night) He send's me his hard willy shots. I've already told him that rather than turn me on they just make me laugh (esp as his is not the most attractive one I've seen). I've also told him that unless he has a body like an adonis (he doesn't :-() it's not going to work that way on me. He seemed to be affronted initially when I told him, but he still sends them all the same, I guess some men just can't resist the urge. It doesn't bother me, but it doesn't get me going either, seeing in the flesh would be something else but as I know he'd make a crap boyfriend and it would go nowhere, seems a bit daft.

AntonDuBurk · 05/07/2012 20:27

Aw, Opentooffers, that's a lovely story. Really romantic like. Bless 'im Grin

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