DP has just trumped so horrifically I have vomited four times!

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Am now in bed with a tea tree oil soaked hanky around my nose. DP THINKS IT'S FUNNY!
There must be some kind of bowel melt down about to occur, it's not right that. Every time he moves in bed it seeps out a bit more and I have to jump out of bed and vom. Disclaimer- I am 13 wks preg but still, surely, a trump should not smell so vile?

Hahaha - oh I'm sorry if this is a serious post. Make him sleep on the sofa.

no, that is not on.
he should be in the shed tonight.
and washing his own undercrackers tomorrow.
unless (please no) he has a bare ass : (

Do you know what he's been eating? Or drinking, for that matter? Any combination of eggs and Guinness, for instance will make for an antisocial coalchute. And sprouts are bad, too.
However, given that you are PG, it is possible that your sensitivities are a lot more sensitive than usual and that might be why he is not suitably repentant, because he doesn't think it's that bad.

Dump the bastard. I'm enough about DH farting in bed but when you're pregnant? Grounds for divorce. Or serious examination of his diet and possible replacement by macro-biotic.

Oh and next time, vomit on him.

With open window and makeshift pomander I think I will survive. But the romance is now officially dead.

I was going to suggest you take a pregnancy test when I read this!

It's pretty mean of him but I agree he might not realise how mean given that:

1. vomming is made to seem par for the course in pregnancy
2. your preggo nose is probably extra sensitive so it doesn't smell so bad to him
3. one's own farts don't tend to smell so actually repulsive as someone else's, I find - so even if you can tell you've done a stinker, I think it's stinkier to others.

I feel for you OP - my dog was doing this yesterday after he scavenged a dead sea gull. It was so bad even he was trying to escape the smell.

Make him sleep on the sofa next door

Well I found smells over whelming when pg, so as awful as it may have been I would imagine you wouldn't have vomited if you weren't pg. But I can't help thinking if it was that bad he might need to see his go. Dirty bastard. :)

Thank god it was DSS1 whose farts made me vomit not DHs. According to DH they were gross but not staggeringly so.

My morning sickness eased off around 14 weeks so unpleasant as they are I'm now coping better. I hope you feel better soon.

DP let's off smells that's could make anyone vomit regardless of pregnancy! He eats fairly healthy and is a regular once a day toilet kinda man too.
I feel for you OP.

I wasn't pregnant but DH let such a cloud of toxic shittiness in the car then laughed as I spewed out the window. He then had to wash the car. His bloody fault. I do wonder if all is well higher up in his digestive tract. I mean how the fuck can a human make that sort of a smell and be alive and not a weeks old corpse?