any rules about becoming infatuated with a friend's flatmate?

[MitchierInge]

am confident it is a 2 way attraction

friend not best pleased

what would you do?

and anyway it's just not ideal is it, was hoping we would actually get to know one another. I could write a small book about his fetishes now, he probably doesn't even know what my full name is. Need a little bit more than that.

Aha, so my tale of the lady of glass coffee table fame hasn't exactly fallen on virgin ears, so to speak, Mitch?

no! I thought I must have mentioned it first, but you just know these things somehow? (They have glass coffee tables in that flat but my friend would kill me. To actual death.)

so anyway, meeting nice normal people through existing friends and acquaintances is disastrous - I'm thinking of doing something I haven't done since I met a spankoholic architect in the 90s, Dating Sites. It couldn't get much worse?

Trust me on this - just when you think it couldn't get much worse, it always does.

However, looking on the bright side, you'll mine rich seam of phone wanks and wankers in general