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How would you react if during an argument your OH said:

48 replies

NoddyHoldersWig · 28/12/2011 20:03

"soz beef, forgot you were solid"

OP posts:

ChickensThinkYouCanGetStuffed · 28/12/2011 20:41

This is weird. And not just average weird, but special Mumsnet weird.

StealthPolarBear · 28/12/2011 20:41

wHAT JUST HAPPENED NODDY
SORRY FOR SHOUTING, TOO LAZY TO TURN CAPS LOCK OFF
as I said, sorry :o

StickAForkInMeImDone · 28/12/2011 20:42

Still . Strange thread.

thisisyesterday · 28/12/2011 20:42

and maybe it isn't even NHW posting but her boyfriend she was going to dump, or one of her children havin a larf?

or maybe it IS the real noddyholder and she has gone completely crazy

ChickensThinkYouCanGetStuffed · 28/12/2011 20:43

southeastastra · 28/12/2011 20:43

did noddy holder ever even wear a wig? surely no-one could fashion a wig \link{http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/47683257.jpg\like this}

Bohica · 28/12/2011 20:48

Were the dishes clean or dirty before you pissed on them?

scentednappyhag · 28/12/2011 20:55

This thread is making me wonder whether I might be drunk...

StickAForkInMeImDone · 28/12/2011 20:58

Me too scented. Either I am or the rest of MN is, all very strange this evening. Weird threads about.

MigratingCoconutsInTheNewYear · 28/12/2011 21:05

actually, its making me think I haven't drunk enough yet....

scentednappyhag · 28/12/2011 21:08

MigratingCoconutsInTheNewYear · 28/12/2011 21:10

....nope. Still makes no sense at all....

izzywhizzysmincepies · 29/12/2011 02:14

From Urban Dictonary: "Soz Beef" is a sarcastic term to apologise to someone who is either hypocritical, stupid, or just too easy to take the piss out of.

Were you aiming for him when you pissed on your mum's dishes?

CheerfulYank · 29/12/2011 02:20

I...I don't understand.

We don't say soz here anyway. But the only reference I can find are for "soz beef, forgot you were hard."

That sounds distinctly pornographic...

ChippingInLovesChristmasLights · 29/12/2011 02:29

Clearly time for bed.

solidgoldbrass · 29/12/2011 11:14

NOthing to do with me, is it?

mouldyironingboard · 29/12/2011 16:36

Do you mean 'My sincere apologies to you, who resemble meat from a cow, bullock or ox. I seem to be unable to remember that you are firm and stable in shape/strongly built/not hollow/consisting of the same substance throughout/uninterrupted/reliable' ?

StealthPolarBear · 29/12/2011 19:29

Has NH been back?

ageperfect · 30/12/2011 11:24

o i would say something equally silly to him which would leave him wondering

nkf · 30/12/2011 11:27

Surreal.

TheRocks · 30/12/2011 11:29

I would laugh - as it sounds like something my 10 year old would say to his mate.

effingwotsits · 30/12/2011 12:40

That's odd, my 5&6 year olds keep saying soz beef to each other and giggling. Now I know what it means.

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