MN jury please

[LipstickDilemma]

regarding lipstick marks on DH's cheek.

He had a full lip mark (upper and lower lip) on lower cheek. I know he saw my brother and SIL earlier tonight and she would have done cheek-kissing but surely more air kissing qnd not enough to leave a full mouth print... Aibp? (paranoid?)

Thanks sitting. Anyone else? Could you really get a full lip imprint from a social kiss?

Yeah, you can. If there was anything in it, he would have made sure that you didn't see it. Also, if the perp had kissed him on the lips, you would see the evidence.

It's ok.

Some ladies love to leave a full smear as a joke... Iagree with sittingbull. If he was guilty he would have tried to hide it!

I've left a full mouth print on people before in complete innocence - including someone I was meeting for the first time re a potential job (arty-farty industry - lots of cheek kissing etc). I wouldn't stress - probably your SIL re-applied some lippy before he arrived and that's the result. If it was on his lips I'd be worried.

I think you are being a little paranoid, if there was anything going on, he would not have been daft enough not hide it, and if there was something going on wouldn't the lipstick have been elsewhere instead? I mean I kiss my DW on the lips not the cheek.

Has he been out of your sight this evening? Any chance he snuck into a cupboard with a person or persons unknown?

Have you taken a look at his front and back bottoms? That's usually the acid test giveaway.

Get this into proportion: if he'd been snogging a lipsticked vamp someone else you can put money on him having checked in a mirror that no evidence remained before he prostrated- presented himself before you.

It's instinctive - men rub lipstick off and women re-apply it after they've engaged in illicit mouth to mouth.

Not Guilty!

No need for the black cap, Suzi? Makes a change on this board

I'm with SuziQ-not guilty!
'Tis his cheek not anywhere more 'suspicious' Some women seem to like giving a big lipstick-loaded smacker-I have seen a (luckily v unattractive) woman give my DP a big kiss on the lips-DP was just as stunned as me! The same woman has done it several times since-she grabs his face and turns him towards her it is shocking (but also funny to see DP squirm) :o

Front and back bottoms?

I'm with the others, if he was guilty of anything, he would have checked for evidence.

Lipstick on the cheek, fine. Lipstick around his knob, not fine. (unless of course it is your own!)

A bigger telltale would actually be foundation marks on the shoulder of a shirt, as leaving a lipstick mark takes seconds in an innocent kiss, but if there is the orange of blusher and foundation there, that would imply someone has been cosily leaning against or cuddling up to a bloke.

Sounds like a joke kiss, an elderly aunt or SIL had just put her lipstick on. Unless he's doing something else to make your radar go, there's nowt in it.

Not Guilty.

I got picked up once by my OH from an Xmas party. I had one shade of lipstick on one cheek and another on the other! Girls at work thought it would be a laugh as I was wasted and didnt have a clue!

No need for the black cap, Suzi? Makes a change on this board

? Lost me now ?

Polite speak for parts of the human anatomy that can be used for pleasure as well as reproduction, Sarah.

Before pronouncing a sentence of death, judges in England and Wales would traditionally don a black cap. 'Kill him' or its equivalent is frequently the sentence on this board, and rightly so where the guy's been a arsehole back bottom, Suzi.