I packed his bags and took them to his work

[Imbetterthanhim]

And now I'm shitting myself.

Have never really gone this far before.

I also threw his rubber fanny at him.

Oh God, please help me stick to my guns.

Kudos.
Never take him back.

He also joined 3 dating websites.

The list is endless and I can't take anymore.

PMSL when I read about the rubber fanny, I must have
led a very sheltered life as I had never heard of one before.
Well done for your actions and don't look back,or pick
another violent man,lots of abused women seem to pick
similar partners next time, good luck.

I'm sorry, OP, I'm not laughing at you, but I'm in hysterics over this.

This man is obviously a complete bastard. It's fantastic you've dumped him.

You do realise that if you go back with him we will never, ever, forgive you, though, don't you?

Laughing at him taking the KY Jelly with him - three guesses what he's up to tonight.

And another three guesses for what's in his Secret Santa next Christmas.

I love you for throwing a rubber fanny at him in front of his colleagues.

Congratulations on your new, wanker-free life.

Congratulation for getting rid of him. I hate that kind of man.
he toom the ky just to be mean with you,dont worry.

Jolly well done! I bet you feel empowered as fuck

And I second BecauseImWorthIt - it's a sex toy. Most of us use them, and most of us discuss it. Why's it any different for a man?

It is both fantastic that you have dumped him, and fantastic how you have dumped him. All I can picture is a 40 year old suit sat in aboard meeting as a latex minge hurtles towards his face.

I take my first post back. Who cares about dignity when you showed him up in front of his colleagues with a bouncing rubber fanny. Best and funniest thing I've heard in a long time!

He packed the ky jelly?! What a dick.

In all seriousness, considering he kicked you in the ribs and is in contact with exes you're well rid. Stay strong.

By "rubber fanny" do you mean a Fleshlight?
It would be pretty humiliating for him, hard to show his face there again I'd imagine!

The fact that he took the KY jelly sums it all up really.

Poor you, but well done.

I'd forgotten about this thread (as you do) but now am in hysterics again.

I do feel empowered as fuck!

I couldn't give two hoots about dignity to be honest as it was no less than he deserved.

I'm sitting here with my friend and we are cracking up about it.

On the more serious side I have little children and I feel so sad for them.

Laughing feels good tho!

There is no problem with either a man or woman having a sex toy, we all have needs right?

But when it's used as yet another beating stick to your self esteem, well that's when it becomes a problem.

Brilliant! I think we should introduce a Rubber Fanny Award for...something.

Good on you!

Does his surname begin with an R by any chance? < hopeful >

Because from now on at work he will be known as "Rubber Fanny Surname " and it would be soooo much better if it was "Rubber Fanny Robinson" or "Rubber Fanny Rogers" (oho! better yet!) than if his surname began with another initial. Except F.

I'm glad you've been able to laugh at it OP. You sound an amazingly strong women. I'm sure you and your little ones will be fine.

I hope that if I was ever in this situation I'd have the strength you did. And the vision t throw something horribly embarrassing at him when he's at work.... :o

Ah this thread is a real "You go, girlfriend" moment, complete with neck wiggle. Huge respect for lobbing a rubber fanny at him at work. I think that's probably the ultimate dumping scenario. All the very best to you for the future :)