Found out entire marriage is a sham

[JaneDoez]

I recently discovered DH only married me as a cover for his secret life as an assassin. The thing is, I havn't been 100% honest with him either and during a hit in which we were both going after the same guy, he found out I was also leading a double life as an assassin. Since he found out, he's been trying to kill me on a daily basis and now that he knows the truth, I kind of have to take him out too. This is really causing a lot of stress and tension in the house but my feelings for him have not changed. I still love him dearly and I just want things to go back to the way they were. I'm considering trying marriage counselling?

I'd have thought those 6 kids would keep you busy Angelina - too busy to be pissing around on here anyway!!

I think you need a name change to Mrs Smith.

haha!

I think you should give relate a go. Either that or shag each other every which way all over the house. Got to be worth a shot!

Sorry to say, you're both now on my hitlist.

Never out a hard-ass assassin!!

Oh, Jane, this kind of scenario is more common than you think. It's a little known fact that Relate have a team of specially trained counsellors who are recruited from the security industry for this very purpose. I would be a little wary of counselling in the same room though, under the circumstances. Perhaps a teleconference?

Good thinking Annie. I mean, I've tried speaking to DH but we just can't agree on anything. He even argues with me over how long we've been married. It's 6 years ffs, I have it written clearly in my diary.

This all aside, how do you feel your relationship is day to day?

I feel there is always hope, as long as you are prepared to work at it (and stop trying to kill each other)

Do you feel your life is set on a path, like its been scripted?

Could you both fake your own deaths and start a new life in the North Pole?

He sounds like he has anger issues. Maybe he needs to join some kind of "Fight Club" to release some of that aggression?

I think assasin is an unhealthy profession for you as it seems to bring out so much aggression.

Have you consider archeology?

I think that we should take this OP with a pinch of "Salt"....

Leave the bastard.

wow!, that's harsh coffee....I mean, what is it that he has done that is really that bad? I'm guessing we all have to put up with partners who turn out to be assasins trying to kill us at some point in our lives.

shame on you.

I am a counsellor.

You can have an appointment tomorrow.

Blow darts, Uzis, hand grenades and stilettos (shoes as well as knives) must be left at reception.

A receipt will be given.