My 7 year old daughter has just seen us having sex

[saf1968]

Can anyone please give me some advise. My daughter has just seen us in the middle of sex. What should I tell her - she was obviously very confused.

Ooh, cystitis is evil. I hope you have some decent drugs?

Sodium citrate , check.
Cranberry juice, check.
Heavy duty co-codamol, check.
Warm bath at 7.30 this morning, check.

Sleeping alone in DD's bed with a hot water bottle because of disturbing DH, check.

I thought I was going to faint at work yesterday as it was so painful. It feels like I'm being catheterised with a lit match.

Maybe you need something stronger from the docs if its that bad? It could turn into a nasty kidney infection if it's that bad (I'm not a doc BTW)

If it doesn't ease up by the time I've finished the sodium citrate (3 sachets to go and it's vile), I will be going to the docs. I don't like taking antibiotics unless absolutely necessary because I always feel worse when taking them, they always upset my stomach.

Gotta love princess and malifience.

There is nothing like the burning sensation of a raging urinary tract infection to brighten somebodys day.

BTW how do you know that saf is a first time poster? Am I being dumb?

Reality has a spreadsheet.
She logs ALL posters, and their namechanges.
She hacked into mnhq once, and the rest is history.

Yuck, well done on the urinary infection diversion.

Better to be safe than sorry on this type of thread.

Only on mumsnet could we go from children walking in sex to cystitis so seamlessly!!!!

HRHPrincessReality I'm scared of you now

It takes years of practice you know.

({Whispers} you can do a search for posters and it tells you how many posts they've made).

Only the really clever under-bridge inhabitors will say they've name-changed.

Yes Mal but even 'I've namechanged' is a big red flashing light nowadays - especially when followed with 'but how many times do you masturbate a day and can I watch?'

Won't be much of anything going on with this bloody cystitis.

Nightmare, feeling your pain.

I'm off to google you all now and find out your dirty secrets

Thank you for your interest in the message I posted which was a real dilemna at the time. I have had an adult reply which was useful. I may use this website again if I think it will be of help or interest, but I certainly am not interested in smutty meaningless talk.
Thank you once again Chibi for some invaluable constructive advise.

'smutty meaningless talk? Where!?'

That's all I come on here for

Anyone who imagines perverts getting off on this tame sort of stuff is really, seriously naïve. You ARE joking, aren't you, HRHPR?

btw, why isn't there a thead on sex toys? That would be very informative!

cariboo, there is. we vibe one (can't do links)

I walked in on my parents when I was the same age and it did seem wierd but no biggy UNTIL they gave me the Usborne facts of life the next day with no discussion at all. I was mortified.
Id either not mention it or tell her straight if she asks.

LOL @ smutty talk

Just tell her the truth and don't make any nonsense up.
Say something like "this is something adults do called sex when they love each other,if you need anything just knock first"