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irish beef

71 replies

dolena · 23/09/2010 14:59

who likes irish 100 percent pure beef....

OP posts:
Mouseface · 23/09/2010 22:14

I'm sure it's disappeared to start yet another thread.

CatPower · 23/09/2010 22:24

I feel left out without a filthy Oirish PM! :)

CheerfulV · 23/09/2010 22:31

Me too, CatPower! Grin

wukter · 24/09/2010 00:50
Hmm yes it's the Oirish bit that's noteworthy. There's plenty ammunition there but you have decided to focus on that?

Where to begin

whomovedmychocolate · 24/09/2010 07:50

Ooh I have a PM from fuckwit. I wonder what it says.....

whomovedmychocolate · 24/09/2010 07:51

From: dolena
To: whomovedmychocolate
Subject: take me
Date: Fri 24-Sep-10 00:10:56
hi honey i need a sex bud can u help xoxoxxoxoxoxoxxo

For advice on budding, may I suggest the gardening topic?

CatPower · 24/09/2010 08:31

From: dolena
To: CatPower
Subject: cum
Date: Fri 24-Sep-10 00:18:05
hi babe cum and lick my big shiny cock.xoxoxoxoxox

I'm not sure licking chooks is especially wise.

CatPower · 24/09/2010 08:32

^yes it's the Oirish bit that's noteworthy. There's plenty ammunition there but you have decided to focus on that?

Where to begin^

Oh for goodness sake... Biscuit

Anniegetyourgun · 24/09/2010 09:19

Mass sexting, the new fetish.

I can't help suspecting that if he saw some of the readers here (a certain stout, greying, crazy cat lady for example - that's me, before anyone takes offence) laughing their heads off at his playground ruderies, it would cure what ails him.

I enjoy a spot of cyberflirting as much as the next saddo person, but this ain't it.

loopylou6 · 24/09/2010 09:30

Don't you have to pay to pm?

BenHer · 24/09/2010 09:34

"hi babe cum and lick my big shiny cock.xoxoxoxoxox"

It's shiny because it has never been used!

CheerfulV · 24/09/2010 09:35

haha, I got a similar pm last night. Oh dear... Grin

Mouseface · 24/09/2010 09:38

No, Loopy - it's free to PM, the blue bar with your name on has 'Message poster'. You use that to message whoever you like now. Smile

'hi babe. lick my juicy cock 4 me and i will lick your pussy 2 get it wet. cum on......'

I see we are all in the firing line.

Blocked.

wukter · 24/09/2010 09:40

Biscuit back, Catpower.

harassedinherpants · 24/09/2010 10:02

If op put as much effort into helping his oh as he does sexting, then he wouldn't need to look elsewhere!!!

harassedinherpants · 24/09/2010 10:03

Mine was quite innocent!!

From: dolena

To: harassedinherpants
Subject: lol
Date: Thu 23-Sep-10 17:27:01
lol hope u were intertained.xoxoxoxoxoxoxx

whomovedmychocolate · 24/09/2010 10:33

Intertained: looking at the mobile above the gurney while getting a smear test Grin

bottyburpthebarbarian · 24/09/2010 19:34

I have learned a new word today.

Sexting.

Off to put it into practice......

summer111 · 24/09/2010 20:15

If his mammy only knew what he was up to...bold boy!

bottyburpthebarbarian · 24/09/2010 20:22

Awh all Irish boys love their mammies

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