I am the LEAST SEXY person alive

[happiestblonde]

Right, I challenge anyone to be more unappetizing than I am right now:

I have a broken wrist so the entire arm is in a bloody awful plaster cast

My cold has turned into deepest darkest flu so I am not only wildly stuffed up but a snotty beast

I started a new job this week so am overly knackered

And it's the wrong time of the month.

Anyone care to take me on? :)

Nah you win.I'm perfect.

Yeah but, your having an off day. I look like shit every day. You may have my ugly crown for the day if you like but, I want it back!

dunno what my excuse is then !

Yeah. I'd love to be a more sexually alluring creature but I am so blocked up I can't even hear myself talk and feel like an astronaut.

DP, as always, is the most gorgeous animal in the forest :(

I took ds and pal to the Beavers tonight with budgie shit on my hair and no one told me, feeling a bit like you

awww no!

Ugh - I'm with you on that!

I'm 28wks pregnant, fat and bloated, have a rotten cold complete with snotty nose, dry lips and a hacking cough, have pelvic pain and fabulous bladder weakness to boot.

Feeling foul

My baby's just power-squirted green poo all over me mid nappy change.

Oh, perfumed, I feel for you!

I regularly feel not v sexy. I always feel like a klutz and am v self-conscious. I hate getting done up in case people think 'o look at that sad tart getting all done up for nothing'.

Self-esteem not great but nothing that losing about 3 stone wouldn't solve...

button you musn't feel like that about getting done up. The more you do it, the more natural it will feel. Always put your best togs/make up on, life's a stage, and the public are your audience

Besides, extra weight helps pad out the wrinkles. That's my logic anyhow

aww, button, you shouldn't feel like that

if you get done up, do it for yourself and don't give a stuff what other people think

Perhaps that's why everyone says I look so young... they just mean fat

Actually, I'm on a bit of a smarten up at the mo. Trying to do my hair every day, wear make up everyday. Off to get my eyebrows threaded on Fri.

Am also trying to branch out into accessory territory without feeling like a drag queen.

Oh, I sound like such a saddo...

Oh, and I'm sorry OP for hijacking your thread!

You look beautiful

no you don't, button

I am a scarf lady

I have about a dozen

not old fashioned headscarf thingies

trendy ones to go with every outfit, they can make an ok outfit look stylish

you have to wear with confidence though

Shoes are your friend button. Doesn't matter if there are a few extra pounds, feet don't grow.

OP I am sure you look beautiful and vulnerable, with a touch of Rudolph to round it off

Ah, shoes are my thing... Currently wearing silver converse. Recently bought some red satin stilettos (nowhere to wear them or anything to wear with them but they just made me feel about 10 feet tall!).

Ok, enough of the poor little me stuff. One day I'll walk with my head held high!

I haven't washed today.

I have baby poo on my jeans and, these being the second pair of the day and it only being a small patch, I have not bothered to change them.

I have not shaved my legs for a fortnight.

And these are just the temporary, rectifiable issues!

good God, not in red stilettoes, you won't !

I would fall flat on my arse

good work. I haven't shaved my legs either. I put the second of my belly button piercings back in about 3 days ago and lovely DP only saw today as I've been such a hideous beast he hasn't seen me naked without an army of tissues separating us for too long. I'm sporting some fetching grey tracksuit bottoms, massive hair, and a nose to make rudolf proud.

Button, I'm sure you are beautiful please do not think otherwise. Everyone thinks they should lose weight, I definitely do, and if DP would stop making so much bloody food then I would definitely be atleast a stone lighter.

Thank you all for the (gentle) kicks up the arse last night. Have pulled myself together, tucked my jelly belly back into my knickers and got back on the diet wagon!

Unearthed hairdryer though will still look like a freak later as dd2 has cycling proficiency today so we're biking it to school!

Can't have everything I guess...