I've met my first online bastard.

[poshsinglemum]

Well- I havn't actually met him yet. He aske dme out for a date as in his words ''he couldn't tell if a woman was married, obese or had a tash'' online then hurled abuse at me when I told I had to check my diary.
He told me I came across as aloof and would need help to find a man. I wonder why I wasn't leaping at the chance to jump his bones.

Wooo!

Block him. I hope you have already, but if not, do so now. There is not need to take that crap.

I did block him.

Report him, THEN block him
There's always one, isn't there?

Such a shame because he seemed like such a nice bloke at first. He even has a pet rabbit!

welcome to the joys of online dating

sure you can't tell if a woman is married online, but how do you do it on a date?

Kew I guess he reckons they would turn up wearing a wedding ring and talking about their dh.

posh - buckle up baby, cos there are thousands of fuck ups online looking for whatever they can get.

Don't take his comments to heart. He probably doesn't have a penis, poor love

He probably thinks that a married woman turns up wearing an apron, rubber gloves and her worn down slippers.

His dick is on his head.

Might be worth a punt. You can get worse you know! At least he didn't send you a picture of his winkie.

I feel sorry for the rabbit.

Maybe he just has trouble expressing himself in words?

I think he's expressed himself VERY accurately.

Lovely guy. Send him my phone number, I'm full of pent-up aggression tonight

He is a disgrace to the rest of us online bastards.

oh I dont know footlong, your thread about "destroing families" didnt do you too many favours in my eyes, would be steering well clear!

Well going by your posts..I count myself blessed to be avoided by you.

So we are both happy.

Do you think rabbit is a bunny or a battery operated device in this instance?

He sounds like a prince and you should marry him immediately. So long as you've waxed your tash first

And obviously, you must become a size 6 too.

Bet he's manky looking too. With an enormous sense of his own self-worth.

Twonk.

Here's a tip for the next one - send him a message saying 'I can see why you're having problems meeting anyone, needledick' and add a link to the Realdolls site. (That's lifesize dolls with orifices...)

lol @ SGB!