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Can I PLEASE just have 13 minutes? 13 measly minutes to myself to listen to The Archers?

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PseudoBadger · 11/03/2014 20:16

Come and enjoy awkward dinner parties galore!

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OddFodd · 16/03/2014 21:50

I think if she was feeling a bit wobbly about Brenda, the last thing she'd do is try and compete with Brenda on Brenda terms. She'd make it entirely different from anything that Brenda would do or even be envious or - so it was like they were speaking different languages, rather than B being a bit awed by the whateveritscalled Hall

TheOneWithTheNicestSmile · 16/03/2014 21:52

Did anybody else pick up on Helen's comment? After Kirsty saying H looked amazing, H's response was something like "I'm sure you'll steal the show"

Steal the show? she's the sodding BRIDE!!!

SomewhereBeyondTheSea · 16/03/2014 22:06

Yeah I noticed that Grin Poor Kirsty. I want her to have her big day but I want to feel that it is really hers - and at the moment she is totally Stepford Wife, it's sad.

Bluestocking · 16/03/2014 22:34

How come the Sausage Baron is suddenly an expert on stretching? That was weird. In fact the whole epi was weird and uncomfortable. Jill was emoting far too much about the Buda baby and poor Kirsty sounds as though she's looking for a way out of becoming the Sausage Baroness.

Nennypops · 16/03/2014 22:42

If Kirsty has any sense she'll tell Tom to cancel everything and that she'd far rather have a quick wedding at the local Registry Office.

ComposHat · 17/03/2014 00:38

I think Brenda's character has been changed. I don't recall her being so catty. A bit moany and sulky but not spiteful.

Also how do you go from being the admin clerk and general dogsbody in a tinpot letting agent to high flying career woman in about three months? I am guessing her new employers must have been bowled over by qualification from that world renowned seat of learning Felpersham Uni.

Also is there really any need for the Felpersham City FC nonsense. It detracts ftom the realism. It is set just South of Birmingham, most people would be Blues or Villa fans. Other shows have fictional characters professing supporting real teams and I can't imagine Archers fans are so partisan they'd switch off if characters revealed their allegiance.

In fact I reckon Helen named the cheese borcestershire blue as a subtle hint to her fanatical allegiance to Birmingham City.

JessieMcJessie · 17/03/2014 01:19

Brenda will have an equally crappy lettings agent type job in London, she's just talking it up.

How wrong of Jill to simply assume Ruth will want to keep the baby; she should not have started gushing about the pregnancy immediately.

ZeroSomeGameThingy · 17/03/2014 07:31

Slightly disagree about Brenda on both counts: she was pretty spiteful when she stole Lillian's boyfriend; (she then got her comeuppance when James dumped her....) And it was implied, when she took the job with Amside that it was a step down from the job she left (for the most pathetic and unconvincing reasons.)

Actually that's one of my reasons for being pro-Brenda, the SWs have been horrible to her in the past. They made her give up her place at a university far from home (was it Southampton or was that Alice?) to finish her degree close to home after her mother died. Then they made her give up a "proper job" for the sake of the Amside story.

I had alwaysunderstood that Felpersham "stood in" for Birmingham - but it's been less clear lately.

CuttedUpPear · 17/03/2014 07:41

I wasn't listening properly last night, has Kirsty gone for a cheaper dress?

And I agree, where did Jill manage to get hold of a pregnancy test from?
Susan would be beside herself with curiosity if she bought it from the village shop.

ZeroSomeGameThingy · 17/03/2014 07:51

Yes - I think she bought it a couple of weeks ago - so I assume that yesterday she was trying it on at home for Helen's opinion.

They will have to explain the miraculous stick! Perhaps Shula or someone else had taken Jill out on Saturday? (Was mortifying all the same, serves Ruth right for insisting her MIL came to stay.)

PseudoBadger · 17/03/2014 07:51

Such a shame that this pregancy test was purchased post-cataracts. Imagine the mix up potential!

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NMFP · 17/03/2014 08:12

I think T & K will be fine when they get to their rainforest. They'll re-evaluate their lives away from all the stress.

Redcliff · 17/03/2014 08:26

I was horrified that Jill had brought the test - what was she thinking? And where was shirty Ruth then - should have told he to shove it. Also why tell your mil before your husband (although I guess she was in shock£

cheminotte · 17/03/2014 08:43

I think Kirsty was trying the dress on after it had been adjusted. I had a bit of a double take when Kirsty said to Helen she looked lovely in her dress. I thought gorgeous a second she was trying on wedding dresses at the same time.

AllMimsyWereTheBorogroves · 17/03/2014 09:04

The SWs have a long history of making odd decisions about Brenda. She got terrific A levels but decided against going to university and instead got a trainee reporter job at Radio Borsetshire (BBC local radio station). Jobs like that are very hard to get and anyone who is any good would do their level best to transfer to London or another big city. Brenda just stayed put for umpteen years and then finally decided she would get nowhere without a degree. She went to Bournemouth, which has a well-regarded degree course in radio journalism, I believe. Just a few months in, Betty died and Brenda (not very plausibly) decided to jack the course in and come home. She then applied to that renowned seat of learning, the University of Felpersham, to do a degree in marketing, as radio journalism is (astonishingly) not one of Felpersham's areas of excellence.

After she graduated she took that starter job in marketing in Leicester but couldn't cope with being so far from home and Tom, so jacked that in too and went to work for Amside.

It is just about plausible that her career is finally on the up in London as her Russian chum could have pulled a few strings for her before they split up.

Felpersham definitely isn't Birmingham, by the way. From time to time an Ambridge resident is said to commute to Birmingham - I think Mark Hebden did for a bit. Elizabeth worked there for a while, too, but she lived over there as the commute would have been too much for her. I don't know the Midlands but I assume Felpersham is something like Worcester as it has a cathedral, a university, a teaching hospital and the best local shops.

ComposHat · 17/03/2014 09:31

Yes, I think Felpersham is a Cathedral city, that is bigger/more significant than the county town of Borset. Birmingham is definitely been mentioned by name as the nearest major city.

I imagine Felpersham City are going to be a bit like Bromsgrove Rovers, being near the top of the non-league tree. Most non-league clubs would kill for the wholly unrealistic level of Felpersham fanaticism that grips Ambridge.

I am still waiting for Helen to get down the Bull when Birmingham City are on Sky, neck a few cans of Stella and then start up a rousing chorus of 'shit on the Villa' in the ploughman's suite, before getting into a ruck in the carpark with Villa fanatic Jennnydarling.

TheOneWithTheNicestSmile · 17/03/2014 09:50

Grin Compos

looking & sounding a lot like Delia on that memorable occasion?

ComposHat · 17/03/2014 09:52

Yes!!!!!

ppeatfruit · 17/03/2014 09:59

Oh yes Hell propitiating Titch "It's lovely to share your mans' interests" Grin Shock

Well I don't reckon Rooth sounded very happy about the baby did she?

unitarian · 17/03/2014 10:11

Helen thinks her dress is better than K's and is being smug. K's going to go back and buy the ruinously expensive one.

I'm hoping Ian wins the challenge and Rob breaks a leg.

GrendelsMum · 17/03/2014 10:27

I agree that Brenda's very odd, career wise, but that she was much more capable than the Amside job allowed her to be - it was clearly a significant step down that she'd taken for Tom's sake, and why she was so pissed off about having to make Lilian's coffee.

And yes, I'm guessing that the Russian chaps have put in a good word for her somewhere.

Wonder what Brenda's opinions about the situation in the Crimea are?

ComposHat · 17/03/2014 10:31

Brenda's nightmare commute to Leicester would have taken a bout an hour and ten minutes by car. Whilst hardly ideal didn't warrant the song and dance she made about it. I bet she has to do a similar commute from her Wapping crack den to whichever branch of Foxtons she now works in.

ppeatfruit · 17/03/2014 12:05

Sorry folks I don't get why a move to London or Russia or wherever is better than living in a nice little village. Where you can be supported by your family or whatever.

I know it's an accepted thing but I think it's sad and that's why all the country will soon be covered by 'new builds' and industrial sized farming units.

SomewhereBeyondTheSea · 17/03/2014 12:20

Wapping is lovely, partic the bits overlooking the river. I am quite envious of Bren. I imagine her and her dashing entrepreneur cosying up in one of those gorgeous converted warehouses on Wapping High St and then strolling hand in hand down cobbled streets for a drink at the Prospect of Whitby or the Captain Kidd.

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