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Chris and Alice

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Tallgiraffe · 21/02/2013 19:51

Clearly DS' baths have meant I've missed more than I realised. Last time I heard from these 2 they were at it like rabbits every time I turned the radio on. Now she's moving to Canada? How did that happen?

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ppeatfruit · 09/03/2013 11:13

Yes I know it was Walter Russians but I'd quoted wrongly upthread and thinking of Nelson reminded me of that as well as of one of the most unlikely father and sons ever! Grin

RussiansOnTheSpree · 09/03/2013 11:39

Grin Nelson was wonderful. I remember when Walter died he called him the sweetest old man he ever knew. :( Walter was always so proud of Nelson. And Nelson often treated Walter badly. :( But Walter always forgave him.

ppeatfruit · 09/03/2013 12:16

Yes I remember sniffling over that Sad Nelson was a REAL character IMO Kenton doesn't compare! (even though I suspect the S.W's think he does Grin)

RocknRollNerd · 09/03/2013 12:21

Have just listened to the podcast of Friday... have a horrible feeling that Chris is going to be dedded and then realising how fragile life is etc (as if they shouldn't already realise) Tom and Brenda are going to get hitched, rustle up the house on the estate and try for happily ever after. When in fact we all know that what should happen is Brenda should LTB!

JollyGolightly · 09/03/2013 13:56

I love this thread, too. There's nobody I know IRL with this level of historical knowledge.

I think I first started listening when I was at school and TA would be on while I did my prep, but I didn't get properly into it until later on. I've also missed huge chunks at various points. The first big storylines I remember are Brian/Siobhan/jeJennifer, Helen and Greg, and Sid and Jolene shagging in the shower.

HumphreyCobbler · 09/03/2013 14:24

I was at the green gathering many years ago when it was still quite small and new. We were having tea in the Groovy Movie Tent when the Archers theme music came on - you have NEVER seen such a massive influx of dreadlocked hippy folk moving so fast. It was the Sid/Jolene in the shower episode. Everyone was laughing and cringing...it was brilliant.

ppeatfruit · 09/03/2013 14:34

JollyGolightly as i skim read your post I didn't notice the commas separating the list of 7 archer characters so for a moment was thinking they were ALL in the shower Grin !!!!

HumphreyI must have been working at the time of the Sid and Jolene in the shower thing I know I missed it for some reason I was pissed off but heard it was totally revolting!

LondonMother · 09/03/2013 18:52

Way back in the early 80s when Nigel and Shula were an item, Nigel stayed over at Brookfield one night, sneaked into what he thought was Shula's bed and found himself cuddling up to Phil. Wonderful stuff.

[also disproportionately happy in this thread - it's like the TA MB used to be like many, many years ago before it got taken over by nitpickers]

CuttedUpPear · 09/03/2013 19:08

I loved Nigel. It was tragic the way they made his life idyllic and him even more loveable just before bumping him off (heartstrings were pulled!)

I don't understand how Nelson is related to everyone, and how Lewis at Lizzy's house is related to anyone at all? and why does he loive there?

It reminds me of some relatives of mine who had a bloke live in their house for DECADES who wasn't related to any of them and yet appeared in all the family photos.

CuttedUpPear · 09/03/2013 19:08

Live there not love there obvs.

LondonMother · 09/03/2013 19:32

When TA first began, Dan Archer was the good farmer and Walter Gabriel was the bad farmer (a role taken by Joe and Eddie Grundy in later years). This made it possible for the Ministry of Agriculture to get its propaganda across by having Dan explain to Walter where he was going wrong whenever the warble fly struck or the pigs didn't fatten up to plan.

However, because it was also a soap, they decided to give Walter a ne'er-do-well son who was suspected of involvement in a Borsetshire version of the Great Train Robbery, thus causing Walter a great deal of heartache. Nelson disappeared for a while, I think (this was long before I was listening but I am another saddo enthusiast with lots of Archers books). Later, he came back to Ambridge and opened a wine bar in Borchester which was where all the yuppies hung out in the 80s (this included Shula, Mark, Caroline, Nigel, Tim Beauchamp and, later, Lizzie).

Nelson was an utterly wonderful character, because having cast Jack May for the part, the production team wisely decided to let him use his own gorgeous voice rather than trying to get him to do a junior version of Walter's Mummerset accent. Thus Nelson sounded like a member of the Royal Family, which was rather odd given his roots as a member of the Ambridge working classes, but hey! he was so witty and urbane, who cared about plausibility?

There was a suggestion that Nelson swung both ways but he was very fond indeed of Nigel's mother, Julia, and they became good friends. He also turned out to have a long-lost daughter, Rosemary, who was a police officer, rather to his chagrin.

Eventually he left Ambridge in mysterious circumstances and was later reported to have died in South America. There was an odd incident when people were spotted digging up the garden of Honeysuckle Cottage which had been his home (Adam and Ian live there now). This may have been to find the loot from the train robbery.

Happy days.

NorksAreMessy · 09/03/2013 19:55

Thankyou. This was all an important part of my childhood. I can hear Walter's voice in my head right now.

RussiansOnTheSpree · 09/03/2013 20:28

Nelson was only related to Walter. Who had lived (and farmed) in the village for centuries. They were friends especially with Mrs P who was Sid Perks's first wife's mother. But that's it. Walter and Dan went way back. As did Joe Grundy and Dan I think. Nelson was very friendly with a certain type of person - Kenton, Lizzie, Nigel, Nigel's mum (and her sister) - basically either educated people or crooks or both. Lewis was I think an architect originally, he was drafted in to help with one of the endless revamps of lower loxley, then he married Julia. I think he was seen as a sort of Nelson replacement (Nelson used to flirt with Julia. And Rosemary).

RussiansOnTheSpree · 09/03/2013 20:32

d'oh. Of course, Rosemary was his daughter. Which means I can't remember Julia's sisters name. The robbery was either a post van or post office. Nelson was acquitted though. I have the audiobook that includes the relevant episodes, because it was before I was born. A couple of times Nelson 'did' his 'real' accent which was hilarious. But he preferred his lovely lovely Theoden King voice. As would any right thinking person.

When I was a kid I was also very find of colonel Danby and mrs Antrobus. I don't think they were related to anyone else, just people living in the village.

HumphreyCobbler · 09/03/2013 20:34

I loved Mrs Antrobus too.

(RussiansontheSpree - your name is making me think of Marlows and the Traitor - am I right about that?)

Abra1d · 09/03/2013 20:57

And who remembers the Simon/Lizzie episode when he left her, PREGNANT with his child, in a motorway services station, and drove off? I remember cooking a Sunday lunch and stuff dripping off spoons onto the floor because I was so shocked. Nasty, nasty man. And poor old Shula was desperate to conceive at the time and there was an awful moment when Lizzie had to tell her she was having an abortion and it was very painful.

Abra1d · 09/03/2013 20:58

Julia's sister was called Joan. Is called, because I believe she is still alive.

ppeatfruit · 09/03/2013 21:00

Oh i liked the 'dog woman' Mrs Antrobus as well.

Noodled · 09/03/2013 21:02

Oh mrs antrobus, she had such a great name.

The shower scene though was grim.

RussiansOnTheSpree · 09/03/2013 21:04

No, Julia's real name was Joan. She tarted it up for the theatre.

NorthernLurker · 09/03/2013 21:04

Mrs P wasn't Polly's mum. She was Peggy's. Way, way back Peggy and Jack (the first Jack (Archer)) ran the Bull.

RussiansOnTheSpree · 09/03/2013 21:06

Ellen. Her name was Ellen. That's been bugging me all evening! Grin

choccyp1g · 09/03/2013 21:07

Julia's sister was celled Ellen or Helen.

Abra1d · 09/03/2013 21:07

Ooops, sorry!

RussiansOnTheSpree · 09/03/2013 21:11

Norther oh god yes, that's right, I always used to get confused because of perks and Perkins And my mum used to get annoyed with me for not having like a spreadsheet of all the genealogy in my head! Grin